UnNews:Girl bleeding everywhere gets white water all over her slide
Wednesday, December 2, 2020
A random teenage girl from
China Australia had a period and turned it into Wet 'N Wild, a theme park where men could get off to her, and she could be a sex actor. Due to the large number of men getting off to her, however, she was vaginally injured and often bled everywhere.
One time, after the stars of Girls Gone Wild had sex for the 1,000,000th time, she took it head first on a slide, got wet, bled out, got
cum white water all over her, and went flying off the slide. She managed to go into space! Like Jason! And then she fell back down to earth.
Thankfully, with the help of random people, the girl survived by getting sixteen liters of blood and, after over 1,000 failed attempts to repair her vagina, a new vagina. However, her parents visited her and forced her to shut Wet 'N Wild down. The parents then sued the manufacturers of the slides for $999 nillion dollars. And then every boy within a 1,600-kilometre radius had sex with her. Good times.
- Sarah McPhee "Girl ‘bleeding everywhere’ after injury on WhiteWater World slide" news.com.au, December 2, 2020