UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/LogCabin

Just one of the morbillion inside jokes making up the cabin-hotel-apartment-mess.

You seek shelter from the violence in a log cabin, and find out this is actually one of those bigger on the inside things. You look around and only see moccasins, Olulas, and other Uncylopedia inside jokes. You go to what seems to be some sort of front desk and the following conversation ensues.

"Hey, do you have any rooms for rent and all?"

  ~You

“Slippity.”

~ an olula

“COME SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME ANTI - DRUG!”

~ BENSON

"...I'm taking that as a yes."

  ~You

You then enter the most empty room, finding a peaceful Florp in its nest. You proceed to somehow fit into the Florp's nest, managing to sleep through the violence somewhat well and waltzing out the next day.

You may now:

• Buy a speedboat to get to Ketchikan, hopefully with speed
• Option 2.5
• Wait for a bus
• Exit the log cabin

A florp.