UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/CabinSpeedboat

Hell yeah!

You exit the Uncylopedia Inside Jokes Cabin and see a bunch of gray stuff called ashes, because the entire town just got destroyed and this is just the aftermath. You proceed to steal someone's speedboat called the "Glorbus".

You may now:

• Head to wherever the fuck you think Ketchikan is by water.
• Head to Sitka to stock up on things you can eat before finally making it to Ketchikan
• Find additional gasoline