UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Tatitlek

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The reverse of 03/24/89, the day during which the oil spill occurred.

Welcome to a tiny town called Tatitlek, site of the infamous Exxon Valdez oilspill. Like Ketchikan, it is completely inaccessible by road.

Tatitlek now has a new problem: the Arctic Aracuans are burning it down, since in their war against Mormonism, they mistook some random chapel for a Mormon church.

Also, the Aracuans stole your kayak.

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