UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Curtainfling

You have been flung into the sky by the man behind the curtain. Now your only priority is to ensure a safe and soft landing in Yakutat.

The Arctic Aracuans, who are currently at war against the Ketchimormons, try to intercept you with moccasins. While you yourself are not a Mormon, they still consider you a threat.

You may now:

• Stretch your arms out to create extra air friction
• Become a fart-powered human airplane and fly as far southeast as you can
• Drop your moccasins on top of the Aracuans