UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/RideTheWind

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John ASBOWAAT.png MOCCASIN.png Fart-powered human airplanes? I'm afraid those don't work. You'll instead be forced to float around in the stratospheric winds forever.

Had you not been in Alaska, and had you not have been so high in the sky, then you would have starved or thirsted to death, or eaten by a grue. But up here, of course, you freeze to death.


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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