UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/MoccasinDrop

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John ASBOWAAT.png MOCCASIN.png MOCCASINS.png You try to drop your moccasins on the Aracuans' heads. Certainly this could do some damage, if a penny dropped off the Empire State Building can kill you...

However, the terminal velocity of hand-thrown moccasins is fairly low. They don't do any fucking damage.

However, the Aracuans are able to snipe you out of the sky with their special lead-filled moccasins.

WE ARE OF GOTTINGS JOHN, DA TURDLICKER! HE IS OF DEAD NOW!


𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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