Talk:United States presidential election, 2008

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Please add this link at top of page - 2008 United States Presidential Election Thank You--Crankybot 17:54, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Remember[edit source]

To support humanity and sanity and vote Mickey Mouse on election day, kids. Do it or Walt Disney will come and getcha! -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 17:56, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Racism[edit source]

This is racist and not remotely funny - this site really does SUCK ass. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 90.203.94.69 (talk • contribs)

  1. New stuff at the bottom.
  2. Sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~).
  3. I assume you were offended by the "he's a nigger" part. That is not meant to be taken seriously. The authors don't believe Obama to be a Muslim or Paris Hilton either. It is intended to satirise the stupidity of such views. Notice how the article contradicts itself.
-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:39, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
If he couldn't figure that out from the article, Mickey, I fear this will all sound to him lie quantum physics sounds to most people with an IQ above 30. Perhaps it's best if we just let him go on his way. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:55, Nov 4
Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Writing coherently can become a habit. Let's try again. Ahem.
  1. New stuff at the bottom.
  2. Sign your posts with four tildes (~~~~).
  3. Article good. Racism no.
Better? -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:15, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Fix?[edit source]

I can understand why the page would be locked, but the "it's" under the Reasons to Vote for McCain section ("...where his right eye was eventually ripped clean out of it's socket") should be "its," and it's bothering me! - Amy Rose 23:04, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank's for you're feedback. As you can see, your request was promptly addressed, albeit at a time by which you couldve done it yourself. Uncyclopedia prides it'self on it's speedy response's and trust's that the issue was resolved in a satisfactory manner. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:55, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

add hussein[edit source]

we should add hussein in obamas name. it will remind everyone about a warm caring person from iraq.

Nader[edit source]

I suggest that we add more humer to the Nader section, i mean what is there currently made me laugh my *** off but lets add some more. Dragonfir731 00:10, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

The joke is that he's been overlooked. Adding anything else to his section would ruin that. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:56, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

poop[edit source]

this >>>>>>>>>>>>>> something good (but not awesome) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a turd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a dog turd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a nigger turd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this article --Roman Dog Bird 15:33, March 27, 2010 (UTC)