Talk:Polandball

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"Polandball"

OPOSSUM, how do you plan on making a "Polandball" article, anyway? What's the joke going to be? talk 01:11, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: The two main jokes will be that it can turn you into a geopolitical expert, the other main joke will be about how shitty the comics are. And a large amount of the article will, of course, be written in broken English as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:20, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

@Coffi: Let's also put a bunch of intentionally horrible polandball comics in the page as well. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 01:41, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

Vanitium

Ooh, Vanitium, huh? Sounds like it would be a cool article. Maybe after this one's finished, we can make it. talk 03:48, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

You do realize that Vanitium is just a parody of all those crappy micronations invented by twelve-year-olds who think they'd be able to run the world, right? Hence the name and ugly flag. Just making sure, should be pretty obvious... but remember Poe's Law. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:02, 17 May 2025 (UTC)

I totally know what Poe's law is. I swear! I didn't just google it five seconds ago. I haven't been living under a rock this whole time. I swear! talk 04:24, 17 May 2025 (UTC)