Talk:Penis joke

Regarding the Appendicks Section

Yes, my Appendicks is getting huge. So huge, in fact, that women are starting to complain--some men too. Please, please do not add any more to the Appendicks section. We're all very proud of you knowing infinite other names for the penis, but this article is swiftly becoming a massive list with a little text. Should you be absolutely desperate to add your alternative name, find a way to do so in text. --epynephrin 16:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

But, I wanted to add Benny and the Jets! ais.gml.5174@gmail.com 15.30, 7 July 2011 (UTC)

Editing Question

The phrase" My pen is huge" can that squeeze itself somewhere in the article?--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:59, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Dickepedia

• Hi, dicks! Are you waiting for this new Wikipedia called, "Dickepedia"? At Dickepedia, we dick around, ask why it's dicking so long, and make a monument out of dicks. How dicking cool is this?! Dicking soon to a dicksite near your dick! -Dickhole

Cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2] Can this get in the article?
I call my penis "Floppy Joe." Have a wonderful day. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:03, 13 March 2024 (UTC)