Talk:Harry Potter

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Can somebody add UnScripts:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical to this list? I think it's one of the better wizard-centric pages we have on the site, personally. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:16, Dec 31

The link to the Dutch guy redirects back here. The Linkifier 02:40, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Someone needs desperately to update this.

The link to the dutch guy leads to the wizard. 75.170.45.167 06:28, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Ok seriously; what the hell?

Have unfunny butthurt trolls invaded Uncyclopedia as much as they have invaded Tv Tropes? What's up with the good articles that either get deleted and/or utterly assraped up to become completely unrecogniseable and disgusting to look at? Where did the HP Character Articles go to? To New York, for vacation? To think that the Harry Potter article was one of the best too. Now it's just... look Harry Potter LOL it's so funny LOL we're making fun of it LOL the end. Wait what?

Great. First Gayruto, then Twatlight, now Hairy Potter. Who's next?

Oh, let's delete the Bleach article because it is a funny and creative Uncyclic anime articile that (for once) does not invoke yet another 560+ rant written on LJ or TT by a butthurt 40 year old fan who 'doesn't care' what the ebul internetz says about his pwecious animu and yet types down how offensive we are because man, how dare we not say that that gay orange haired dude and that girl with big boobs don't bang each other's brains out 24/7. Let's delete or revamp the FMA article because it makes fun of the series as a whole and because we say that the Elric siblings get it on out of brotherly lub for the lulz. It's not like we say so to be random but HOW DARE WE we're ebul. Let's also delete the Roy-dedicated article too because pffft, who IS this Roy Mustard, he ain't no Mr T, how dare he have an article of his own? GTFO fire snapping loser. Whilst at it, let's completly revamp the J.K. Rowling article by saying that she is the best author since J.R.R. Tolkien and H.P. Lovecraft, that the 7th book was the best fantasy book EVA, and that Neville Longbottom SUCKS and Harry Potter ROCKS YOUR SOCKS. And fucks your mum. Wow, the truth IS funny isn't it? Shit, why should we make fun of all this? It's perfect as it is! Also, the feelings of people on the internet count goddammit. We cannot countinue like this. We're so horrible. BURN THEM. BURN THEM TO THE GROUND.

News flash; you like satire/parody? Welcome aboard. You don't like parodies? GTFO.

To all unfunny people who are ruining this site with gay jokes and butthurt 'funny' articles; you're ruining this site. This isn't Wikipedia, this is friggin' Uncyclopedia. Bouncing potato, hello? You want to find out what the hell we're talking about? Go to Wikipedia or to the original source. You want to jack off on god knows how many Rule 34 porn pics your series might have? Encyclopedia Drammatica is for you. You want to gloify your series of books or cartoons up to the point that you turn it into an even more intense piece of shit than it already is? Go to Tv Tropes. You might want to, I don't know, actually make fun of a series as a whole? And the shitter it is, the more you want to make fun of it? Regardless any bullshit that any series might have like wank or butthurt pepule? Welcome aboard fellow comrade.

The rest? Jesus, let us have our fun you wackos. Not everyone has a life just on the internetz and dedicate their lives on their best whatever EVA thingamagig. Sigh.

It got voted on to be deleted, probably because it was shit. Check out that UnScript thing, I remember it being much funnier. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:01, Jan 21

Funny?

My kingmen of the land of slapstick, punchline and really funny douche humour! We need a uprising to hogcracks and shame these king douchebags. WHO THE HELL CREATED A MANUEL FOR HUMOUR? CLASS A SCOUNDRELS AND DORKS LIVE GO I FORSAKE THESE TO WIKIPEDIA YOU DORKS AND FEMALE DORKS HAVE NO PLACE HERE! (crying) OH we need uncyclopedia back this page was once funny (sob). LEND YOUR ARMS MY FELLOW COMEDIANS AND RALLY BACK OUR KINGDOM!!!

Do I stand alone? --JACKNIGHTHEART 21:36, March 18, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty much. —Pelozurian (talk) 20:14, 24 April 2010 (UTC)

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Unnecessary link

Could someone remove the link to Harry Potter (character) in the first listing, which is now merely a redirect to this very page? Seeing as there are already three entries in this disambiguation, a link to a fourth page within an entry makes it even more confusing to get an overview of all the Harry-Potter-related articles. Schamschi, 13:57, November 14, 2012 (UTC)