Talk:George Bush

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PRSIDENT BUSH SUX ASS EVERY NIGHT

So True...

Hey, who took down the elaborate bio we had for George Bush?

Pure Genius.

blanking

Somebody blanked this page while I was editing it - I restored the last version. To an Admin - HELP! --Jester 00:20, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

this is messed up

whats wrong with the president's father? As he was here first he gets the title George Bush not his son (who the article is about mostly)

Why the Edit ban???

"see above" --202.182.101.3 13:04, 22 May 2006 (sig added by Jester)

• There's no edit ban - you have to be a registered user. That's what happens when unregistered users are stupid and not funny. --Jester 05:05, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
• Erm...then why can't I edit it? Blah Blah Blah 05:44, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
• Yeah, cant edit...Xombie 18:41, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

I can not edit either--LorenaBobbitFan 00:23, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

lol

another 'bushism' - 'i've spoken to the dead families'. actual quote!

EDIT, PLZ

Uhhh.....YEAH. I'm a registered user. I can't edit. Would I be able to edit, I would either remove the "Jesus freak" term because it's clearly being used in a negative light. I don't see the term nigger being thrown around, do you? How is Jesus freak not as immature an innapropriate word to use? Swearing in these articles is allowed, but senseless bias and hatred isn't even funny. But whoever wrote the article probably thought that the Christians were too busy in church or some nonsense to ever go to a website like this.

On the contrary---this site is fucking hilarious. I am a Christian, by the way. The term "Jesus freak" is offensive. I am not a freak, unless laughing at an idiotic website like this makes you one.

I'm getting conflicting vibes from you. Anyway, I'd like to point out that this page is only semiprotected. Wait three days, and you should be able to edit. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [18:29, 6 January 2007 (UTC)]

Cool.

Why Can't I Edit?

I am a registered user and I still can't edit. Is the edit ban also for new users? Thank You--ASDFGHJKL 22:24, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

• Unprotected. - Sikon 07:01, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

This article is a little biased.

Try cleaning up the bias a little huh. I guess the word, "Fair and Ballanced," isn't in your vocabulary here. --70.176.5.79 17:15, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Your guess would be correct. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:18, 7 Feb 2007

Damn right! This is Uncyclopedia, not Wikipedia... -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 17:19, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Different people

This sentence is the only time I'll mention the irony of writing an entire Uncyclopedia entry describing the WRONG PERSON as an idiot.

Anyway, there are already two articles about the current President. This one is meant to be about his father, but it currently is not. Please keep that in mind for future edits, people.

Hate Bush?

Check out the The Get Bush In Jail Link. --Sir Manforman 15:13, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

and, um...

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