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This article has been whittled down to a nearly humorless stump. Someone should look up the old versions and add the funny quotes back in, especially :

“Clearly, you have never read Nietzsche!”

~ Jerk on You

I have a job and a girlfriend so obviously I dont have time to argue with the admin humor nazis about this crap. One of you stoners should take up the torch. 68.45.29.73 03:07, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

I was planning to rewrite the article, but it appears that Zana Dark beat me to it. Instead, I'm going to right up my own version of this article on my userpage, we'll compare them, and then decide which one is better. The better version of the article will be the version that is applied. --General Insineratehymn 23:04, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Super-Nietzsche[edit source]

I made this picture. Can it be used in the article? Greetings

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Fun! 80.171.34.120 19:09, 31 October 2007 (UTC)


- It's great! I think the super-Nietszche should always have flesh-colored hands and other body parts, with only his head being black and white. That's funny stuff... trust me. (24.126.169.178 04:03, 6 April 2008 (UTC))

Quotes[edit source]

I've moved these here, they made things look messy, though I 've some of the best back:)--Sycamore (Talk) 19:09, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

“A philosopher who does not belong to comedy owns at least three wives.”

~ Nietzsche on Wives

“Get your rat out, get your rat out, Git ya rat oot for laaads!.”

~ Nietzsche on Rat

“Show me a woman who wishes to marry me and I'll show you the Christian God.”

~ Nietzsche on Marriage

“Blessed are the forgetful for they are gotten the better of by way of forgery.”

~ Nietzsche on Forgetful

“Verily, a polluted stream is man. I should know! I pissed in it.”

~ Nietzsche on Poluted Stream

“Above all, a living thing wants to discharge its load.”

~ Nietzsche on Loads

“I pity the fool!”

~ Nietzsche on Pity

“It is a matter of honour to me to be absolutely clean and unequivocal regarding anti-Americanism, namely Fuck Yeah!”

~ Nietzsche on Judaism

“All instincts that do not discharge themselves outwardly turn inward-that's why I have a bitch follow me around to blow me 20 or 30 times a day”

~ Nietzsche on Discharging


“I tell you: one must have liquor in one, to have sex with a dancing girl.”

~ Nietzsche on Dancing Girls

“It is possible to imagine a society flushed with such a sense of power that it could afford to let its victims eat the offenders”

~ Nietzsche on Offenders

“The sick are the greatest danger for the healthy because they often spread colds and other viruses”

~ Nietzsche on Health

“Without bitches, life would be a mistake.”

~ Nietzsche on Bitches

“In America neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.”

~ Nietzsche on America

“Love is a state in which a man gives a bitch a Dirty Sanchez”

~ Nietzsche on Bitches

“And thus spake Zarathustra - its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes”

~ Nietzsche on Bitches

“I call America the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is sufficiently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty — I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind.”

~ Nietzsche on America

“What then is truth? A movable host of metaphors, metonymies, and; anthropomorphisms: in short bullshit.”

~ Nietzsche on Truth

“I swear that horse told me she was eighteen!”

~ Nietzsche on Horses

“Karl Marx? That bitch don't got shit!”

~ Nietzsche on Marx

“No one talks more passionately about his rights than whining Americans”

~ Nietzsche on Deontology

“Unpleasant, even dangerous, qualities can be found in every nation and every individual: it is cruel to demand that the American be an exception. In him, these qualities may even be dangerous and revolting to an unusual degree; and perhaps the young stock-exchange American is altogether the most disgusting invention of mankind.”

~ Nietzsche on Americans

“What is done out of an opium induced stupor always takes place beyond good and evil.”

~ Nietzsche on Opium

“He who spanks the monkey should look to it that he himself does not become a monkey. And when you gaze long into a spread eagle, the spread eagle gazes also into you.”

~ Nietzsche on Monkeys

“The human being who has become [...] free spits on the contemptible type of well-being dreamed of by shopkeepers, Christians, cows, females, Americans, and other democrats.”

~ Nietzsche on Freedom

“In time of peace the warlike man gets bored”

~ Nietzsche on Peace

“The only thing-in-itself is me, I am itself, it is me, me is you, and yet, there is no thing-in-itself, I am no-thing and therefore you are no-thing”

~ Nietzsche on Things

“If you fart you do not smell your fart because it comes from yourself and only others can perceive it since if we isolate you, with your fart, you become no-thing because there is nobody to smell your fart owing to the fact that there is no thing-in-itself, as there is no fart-in-itself, so you are destined to live alone with your fart, without knowing that you farted, for the rest of your life”

~ Nietzsche on Farts