Talk:Fnord

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What the...

I've said it before and I'll say it again. What the hell?--Vercalos 01:04, 17 Oct 2005 (UTC)

I agree. Is this an in-joke? Can you explain it on the discussion page? --Joachim22 07:45, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Gaaah. Just look it up on wikipedia.--Poofers 12:41, 25 Oct 2005 (UTC)

This is a case where both the Wikipedia and the Uncyclopedia articles are correct. Fnord. --Bloodrage 11:46, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Whatever the hell this is, it's a winner.--UtarEmpire 16:46, 11 February 2006 (UTC)

Only the Enlightened have seen the Fn*rds. This is why you do not understand. The feelings of confusion and fear you experience when reading this article are the result of brainwashing. --Cainad | Speak with The Eye 19:47, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

I find fnords...

Fnord is the sound of a burning fire on a summer Saturday. Fnord is the feeling of a thick sofa. Fnord is the uneasy feeling in your mind when you read a book. Fnord is all. And fnord will come to all. Between the fnords that you see at mid-day, the fnords that bring an uneasy feeling in your mind. He sees fnords. But he does not see all. She sees fnords. She is enlightened to truth. She was taught that the fnord exists only in her own mind. The fnord was not really there. The word had power. But not the fnord themselves. Fnord. I give to you, fnord. The fnord is all and knows all. XY007 • talk • contributions 05:24, 20 May 2015 (UTC)

When I eat chicken pancakes, I fall into a trance-like state. I see the fnords. XY007 • talk • contributions 05:21, 21 May 2015 (UTC)