Talk:Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Lack of FSM Fundamentalism

I am disturbed by the lack a fundamentalist FSM point of view in the article. The article revels in idolatry and heresay.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will not abide flippant idolatry such as his formalized image being used as it is in this article. There's even a picture of an outline of our Holy FSM that are commonly use on car bumpers. How profane!

Thus it is written in the FSM apocrypha:

"Behold, in his anger like the reek of garlic our Lord smote the idolators with writhing tendrils wrought with durum wheat, eggs, and water. Fearful were those that had claimed faith in the noodled Lord but were in fact filled with cynical contempt and laughed into their sleeves even while professing their faith in Him."

Is this ringing a bell to any of you Apastates? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is NOT a parody of faith. It is the one true Faith with a jealous Lord that will not countenance heresy.

Conflicting views with Arceusism?

Fortunately, this is simply false propaganda. There are no conflicting views here. NAMEGOESHERE (talk) 17:41, 11 February 2020 (UTC)

Tyncnuxurdy

Your post is intertesting, Can you share the blueprint that Rob follows? I will keep watching your post. Great!

Sauce

The sauce on the flying spaghetti monster should be awesome sauce. --Ke 00:00, November 18, 2010 (UTC)

SexAlinee

Super portal, but noticed that something must be corrected.

B.C., A.D. and Before Carne, Anno Dough

I would like to petition to the Powers That Be, for the FSM article to link to Before Carne Anno Dough. There are two uses of the acronym BC in this article. Would You That Be make that a B.C. please?

Elder Pastitsios

I complain for the lack of a page for Elder Pastitsios. You should all be cancelled, bunch of misogynists racists heteronormative pale males xenophobes far righters pro police rapists antiabortioners #metoo.

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