Talk:Elephant

what the hell? groucho marx said that. i realize it's oscar wilde and all, but come on. --Ieatbreadpeople 05:31, 25 June 2006 (UTC)

Now now, no need to revert all the Colbert edits. I thought this one was a solid edit myself:

"The population of the African elephant has tripled every six months since the discovery of ivory's usefulness as a hydrocarbon fuel in internal combustion engines, as the removal of their tusks allows for much more efficient mating."

--Twinge 05:53, 1 August 2006 (UTC)

hey stephen is my hero

.............if the elephant population triples every day, wouldn't it more than triple in nine months?

Anybody mind...

...if I rewrite this page? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:33, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

Since nobody cared, I rewrited it! I does! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:02, April 28, 2010 (UTC)

I may be late...

....but this article had me laughing the whole way! Truly another masterpiece of Uncy. But it is NSFW: my boss actually asked why I was laughing at him :P Mattsnow (talk) 00:36, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

You work for an elephant? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:51, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

I wish I did. Mattsnow (talk) 13:17, April 22, 2011 (UTC)