Talk:Cat

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LOL I AM AN EGYPTIANThis kind of racism should not be tolerated. Egyptians such as myself word hard to maintain respect for our culture, and the derogatory remarks on this page counteract our efforts. Despicable.AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SIGN POSTS

Is this a crappy joke or a crazy full of pride?!?!?

It's a crappy joke. And I didn't edit his post... not one bit. ahem -- Captain Nerd(Talk)

Whatever it is, it's the stupidest thing I've ever read.~

The 'torture your cat' off-site page is pretty unpleasant.

O RLY? - Cyberman.. a wikipedian.

Cats and Modern Science

I hold that cats are responsible for many of the advances of modern science. They are the creators of modern thermodynamics and geology (rock studies). They deserve credit. -- 24.27.53.128 16:33, 13 March 2006 (UTC) AHHH HELP A CAT IS EATING MY LEG

Problem with a section

Whoever put the 'head bitten off and shat out and taped back on the body' and 'webcam, lucky the webcam was split and we could blahblahblah', you're about 0 funnies. I had just started to laugh, when I read the attached... crap. My laughter died like a pig crushed under a truck full of stupid. (Not by whoever posted the stuff about this)

Satwiki

Where did that cat+snake picture come from? That cat looks like it's in serious peril. Tifego 10:23, 10 April 2006 (UTC)

LMAO.

Just wanted to say I found the first picture hilarious, and the category:chinese food was a nice touch as well. 75.153.221.227 06:52, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

If you like that the check out the dog page. I WAS HERE -kjhf- 19:56, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Hold Up

I've got an idea!!! {Grabs Broom and runs into door} Ouch!

Quote

That "Soviet Russia" quote is pretty stupid. It's called Russian Reversal, so it is the reversal of something. In order for that quote to make sense, you would have to mew cats in America. Not so, not so. --Anton1234 17:04, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

I agree, so I got rid of it. I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 19:27, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Cats I have one , It gose bark bark all the Time - Anti-bush Dogs

wonder

I LOVE CATS! Well when it moo's it gets kind of annoying...

FIX THE PICTURE

Can someone fix that picture of a dog it isnt funny

Yes it was.

Seconded, the cat and dog articles were at their best when the images were reversed. This isn't Wikipedia.

CATs part

Anybody mind if I write a whole article on the Zero Wing character CATs? I'd take the bit about him out of here. J.A.M 18:11, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Cat Poisoning Cat Poisoning is a common disease spread among very fat thick poofs. It causes them not to eat anything but a king portion of dressed salad. The symptoms last for the duration of the evening and can only be cured by eating lots of salad. The disease is caught randomly through other fat people and has nothing to do with cats. Recently scientists have renamed the disease as Death Flange mark 3 which is also been condemned as an inappropriate name for the disease.

WHAT IN FUCK"S NAME WHERE YOU DRINKING?

Whaman?

[edit] Cat Poisoning is mean but still funny Cat Poisoning is a common disease spread among fat people. It causes them not to eat anything but a king portion of dressed salad. The symptoms last for the duration of the evening and can only be cured by eating lots of salad. The disease is caught randomly through other fat people and has nothing to do with cats. Recently scientists have renamed the disease as Death Flange mark 3 which is also been condemned as an inappropriate name for the disease.

WHAT IN FUCK"S NAME WHERE YOU DRINKING? --Lassie Got Skills 00:30, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Specifc cats

The article might be improved with sections on specific cats, like:

• Schroeder's cat - who knocked over the bust of Beethoven on the little autistic kid's piano. Since then, given Schroeder indicated he would poison the little monster by sticking it in a box and dropping acid in the box, the cat has been known to both be and not be there at the same time, frequently quoting Hamlet's "to be or not to be" in a weird cat lisp, raising questions as to whether Schroeder's recent association with druggers maybe altered his vocabulary. 207.160.66.129 17:50, 19 October 2007 (UTC)

Put all those pictures back!

What the hell? you took out to much!

I disagree, this article still has way too many pictures. It's a picture whorePasta of Muppets 11:51, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

I put The KAT

I moved Cat to Kat cause its funny, he,he,he,he, eh, I'll change it back.

UNIX cat

Cat is an essential part of UNIX as man is. You have no reasons to dump you man to get cat.93.84.38.0 16:01, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

clusterfuck cat

This article needs serious loving for sure. The formatting is terrible and I don't even know where to start. I am sorry but I will give this one a miss. Sircabhan Please don't goose-step too close to me 23:33, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Monster N1

Why the fuck is my name on this? Who did it!!!!!!

It was a (coding) joke.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Jul 2010 ~ 07:30 (UTC)

Blame {{USERNAME}}. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:23, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

Cat Porn - Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Not safe for work

If a cat is a creature of legends, the page wouldn't be safe for work. 198.228.201.152 13:25, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

why can't I edit this page? It is protected?

^^^^^^ --Rebroad (talk) 01:14, 31 August 2016 (UTC)

Request of Edit

In the section "Cats and Supernatural Powers", there is an unclosed quotation mark in the last sentence.

Unedited: Some times you can hear hitler yell "Here kitty, kitty, kitty to his zombie jews, and yes they do respond to him.
Edited: Some times you can hear hitler yell "Here kitty, kitty, kitty" to his zombie jews, and yes they do respond to him.

Tree546 (talk) 17:11, 20 February 2019 (UTC)

Caracals

It should be mentioned somewhere in articles that some cats, namely Caracals shoot lasers (there is at least one Youtube video of this happening).

Caracals are a type of cat but I can't see any justification for making a whole page on the subject so it should be included here.