Talk:Cake
“The cake is a lie, bitch!”
Looking at this article, I've probably missed most of the joke. If there ever is one. I think it should, and could be improved upon. Just takes time, effort and ideas. And getting rid of the lists... *sigh* -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) 12:13, 21 Apr
I've got a question for you. Answer with 1 or 2:
- 1. I am blind.
- 2. I didn't play Portal.
- 3. Cake.[this is a lie]
^ Uncyclopedia stamp is lacking. Wall of unfunny Text sighted. Awaiting orders ma'am. *beep*
Cake?[edit source]
“I though cake involved treachery?”
Agreed. This article is missing something vital. There's a word for that, but I cannot remember it well; wit? Na, that's not it. Chuck Norris jokes? No, that's too tacky. It's more in the lines of.. and of..
<font=20>HUMOUR
Aha! THAT is what wrong with this article! We should help this poor article out. Why not add random yet funny jokes about cake?
Like: Lezard Valeth got killed because of cake. Armoured cake. Or: L kicked it because of his passion for cake, not because of divine intervention. Light Yagami is innocent in this case. And how about: Sorry Mario, but your cake is in another galaxy.
And yes; remove the pointless lists. KILL THE BASTARD >:D
P.S: And let us edit for Dante's sake.
“The Cake isn't a lie. I swear, just follow me and I'll show you. Right in this dark glowing red room right over...”
Glados online.
Theeeeeere realllly waaaaaaaas a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. Cake, and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of this test. Can I be in the article now? Cake-cake-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca (static)
“I am being serious now. This article is not funny in the least. Restore my recipe and make it more funny or I will kill you.”
Seriously, why were those references removed for this unfunny piece of crap? Salutations. Racecarlock.
I am extremely disappointed in the lack of portal references in this article. Son, I am disappoint.
- If there were Portal references in this article, I'd really want them to be subtle. Uncyclopedia isn't a dumping ground for three-year-old Internet memes.
- Hey Hyperbole, did you know that... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!?
- *headdesk* 23:28, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
- By the way, I stepped this down to semi-protection, because, honestly, it's not that hilarious right now. 23:28, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
23:27, 10 March 2011
23:24, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Hey Hyperbole, did you know that... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!?