Supergirl/classic/short

That time I was nearly eaten by Supergirl during my sojourn in Canada

She looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, she was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and fucking Supergirl

bursts out of the trees, erotically farts all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, she makes a voreline straight for me.

so I pulled out my

knife and cut the shit out of her, and she tries to eat me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. She nearly ate me.

See also

• That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
• vore
• Supergirl
• fart
• iCarly