Super Bowl (bowl)
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A Super Bowl is a bowl with special features not present in a regular bowl. The Super Bowl's primary benefit is that it comes with a Superman skin, unlike regular bowls which do not come with it.
Features[edit | edit source]
The Super Bowl provides a variety of features; including (but not limited to):
- Automatic cereal dispenser
- Automatic milk dispenser
- Aerodynamic flight control
- Automatic cleaning system
- Embedded suction device (for left-over milk)
History[edit | edit source]
The Creation[edit | edit source]
The Super Bowl was first made in the year 1815 by some random British guy. The new and improved bowl included an automatic cleaning system that was not present in previous bowl models, thereby reducing the spread of contagious diseases. The Super Bowl was an instant success in the UK. In the 1880s, the Super Bowl became a worldwide phenomenon alongside (and synonymous with) the rise of the British Empire. In 1900, most of the current features were introduced, including multipurpose dispensers and autonomous flight mode.
The Hand-egg Scandal of 1930[edit | edit source]
In 1930, an American guy got jealous of the Super Bowl's success and decided to do something about it. He created a sport where you throw an egg-shaped object and wear body armour. After creating his egg-shaped-object throwing game, he invented a tournament called the Super Bowl (not to be confused with an actual bowl). The name was illegally stolen, but many British fans tuned in anyway because they thought it was made by the creators of the original Super Bowl. The original Super Bowl creators were not amused and went to the United Nations to sue the egg-shaped-object-throwing-game creator. Ultimately in 2012, the egg-shaped-object-throwing-game creator was fined $853 trillion pounds and had to pay for all the manufacturing costs for the authentic Super Bowl for the next 20 years. This punishment is expected to end in the 4th of March 2032.
Future[edit | edit source]
In the future, new features will be introduced to the classic Super Bowl that were not previously technologically feasible. These include:
- Ramen and hot water dispenser
- Detachable Super Spoon, Super Fork, and Super Knife
In addition to the Super Bowl, other special-purpose bowls will soon be available for purchase:
- Sugar Bowl
- Orange Bowl
- Dust Bowl
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