Sound Corporation
“Aight, Sound”
Sound Corporation is a technology company headquartered in Cubey, Polyhedronia. They design, develop, and produce products related to Sound. It is owned by commander in chief Cubey the Cube.
Their products include the Sound Bucket, the Sound Human, and the Sound Pods. Their primary purpose is to amplify or improve Sound, and direct it towards one’s ears.
Sound Corporation has been listed as a Fortune 500 company. Its total worth is 2.4 trillion dollars, and the average employee salary is... cough cough. Oh... uhhh... what was I saying? Who cares? Moving on...
Sound Corporation has faced multiple lawsuits, regarding the fact that the Sound Human is just an excuse to own slaves. However, they got away with it, because they are FDA approved. The CEO called them "libtards" and said, “It just makes no sense. They’re such idiots. They should get a life.”
History[edit | edit source]
Sound Corporation started in late 2019, when the brilliant CEO, and the somewhat smart high corporate officer decided that they wanted to build a Sound Bucket. They wanted to make a simple yet effective way to amplify Sound. The company gained employees faster than you can say “Sound Bucket”, and the company grew to what it is today.
Not every product that the corporation made was brilliant. The Sound Guillotine ran into many problems inside and outside the courthouse. However, some people consider those court cases to be rigged, because the plaintiffs were deceased. The high corporate officer had much to say about that: “They are ungood.”
Sound Corp has many rivals, the biggest one being The Squishy Society. Sound Corp has filed multiple lawsuits against The Squishy Society.
Products[edit | edit source]
Sound Corporation produces a variety of products, some of them being illegal. The Sound Bucket was Sound Corporation’s first product. It takes Sound from Sound Sources, and amplifies it. It is very simple to set up, very simple to use, and sort of cheap. There are four Sound Buckets being sold currently: the Sound Bucket 3000, 4000, 5000, and special edition sponsored by Homer Bucket Sound Bucket 4000 LsCTX Max Pro V2 Lite. Sound Corp has filed a lawsuit against Audio Industries (owned by The Squishy Society) for copyright infringement. They have claimed that Audio Industries have copied the Sound Bucket by the “Audio Bin”. “Only IQheads would try that kind of scandal,” says the CEO. Audio Industries denies all claims of an Audio Bin ever existing. The case is still ongoing.
The Sound Human is one of Sound Corp’s more expensive products, but one can own Humans by utilizing it. Of course, the only thing the Humans can do is release Sound, but it’s FDA approved, so give them a break.
The Sound Pods are, as the slogan claims, “An overpriced yet slightly useful alternative to AirPods”. They are very good quality, but some people claim it is “literally just a Q-Tip snapped in half with the ends bent.” Naturally, Sound Corporation will eliminate them.
The Sound Desk is just a way for children to listen to Sound in school lol.
The Sound Guillotine was discontinued due to its not being legal. They fire Sound at one’s neck, and arranges the Sound waves like a blade. Thus a severed head and a dead body. Many people tried to sue Sound Corporation because their family had severed heads, but in all those cases, the plaintiff was deceased, so Sound Corporation won. They may be useful for capital punishment, but daaaaaang, are they an ugly piece of furniture.