Romano Prodi

Romano Prodi, also named Drupi or square head is an old, cheerful and a little atherosclerotic man that the Italian left still looks with admiration because he was the one that made them win the elections. He takes three years to say a word, and so most of the time no one is listening. Being a great unknown economist, Romano Prodi has twice served as President of the Council of Ministers of the Italian Republic, despite his allies. He believes he is loved by the Italian people, and sometimes succeeds well in being really loved but only to be hated later, and ignores that he's known throughout the rest of the world for his gentle deficiency and for his "humor" which is only one kind of totally involuntary comedy.

Biography

Romano Prodi was born in Rakata, at the foot of Mount Krakatoa, on August 27, 1864. In his youth, he studied at the Pious Institute of Sacred Beatings, directed by Don Peripoccu, receiving the diploma of Deputy Substitute of the Substitute Operator of the Salami Bagging with honors. He became Professor of Applied Economics at the University of Bologna after winning the competition against candidates such as Tony Blair, Theresa May, George Bush, Barack Obama and Goku, who have changed profession since then.

Political life

Romano Prodi's political technique is a method invented and refined by himself with the years, called slurring. In front of a crowd and cameras, he usually quickly mumbles words in an unknown idiom, most likely a synolum of Chinese, Slovak and Arabian: thanks to this technique he had many of his law decrees approved by his majority, since in the senate, hearing this jumble of incomprehensible idioms, many have preferred to consent unconscious instead of denying the right to make laws to the same creature that, the night before, had given them a basket of mangoes.

Withdrawal

Recently, having been beaten to the Senate, he said that in respect of his mentors, Ramsete II and Ramsete III, he won't run for the next elections but will dedicate himself to the most honorable activity of trying to kill Berlusconi with an axe in his sleep, failing at least 320 times. When he said he would devote more to his grandchildren, they called the blue phone. After escaping the arrest and disappearing for a few days, Prodi said that he's done with Italian politics. Meanwhile, both his allies and enemies organized a great party to celebrate its retreat, to which George Bush, Tony Blair, Nicolas Sarkozy, Angela Merkel, Spongebob and George Soros also participated.