Real Raw News
Real Raw News is one of the best satire websites in the World Wide Web. Fooling both liberals and conservatives, many people think this is real. Liberals think it's a Russian disinformation site while Conservatives think it is what the mainstream media were hiding from them. Regardless, the man who runs the site, a respected Michael Baxter, has created satire which surpasses anything we at Uncyclopedia could come up with.
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Michael Baxter is a award-winning journalist who, according to him, was "a former mainstream journalist and former English teacher". Seeking to expand his horizons, in December 2019, he created the site to test his satire. When asked about the people who believed it, he said, "I didn't think anyone would believe FEMA BUYS ASSAULT RIFLES FROM CHINA was real, but people loved it." Realizing that he could earn serious cash using donation ads, he began embracing the persona.
It worked. Due to how bollocks the satire was, initially, the mainstream media immediately went on the scene, criticizing how people fell for the obvious nonsense and thought it was real. However, when Baxter told his fellow reporters and journalists about his satire, they stopped caring. That was until 2024, when the hurricanes Helene and Milton struck Florida. Rather than believing that carbon dioxide and methane reflects heat, disgruntled conservatives used their scapegoat, the government.
The government, as you already know, sucks. We all know that. However, conspiracy theorists sucked up the nonsense that Real Raw News spat out, thinking that instead of being corrupt by different clans of rich people, the Democrats are exclusively to blame for things no congressman cares about, like weather. As a result, Baxter released this.
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