Peter

The name Peter is derived from the words "Penis" "Eater". It is an ancient Gay name resulting from the time when the Romans were overunning Gaeland (pronounced gay-land) During this time, the Gays were forced to eat the only available source of nourishment: dick. As this terrible food was considered inedible, its corrosive effect on the throat developed into the now famous Scottish accent. Babies that instinctively reached for penis were called "Pener" (pee-ner).

Penis may refer to:

• Peter Barton
• Peter Crouch
• Peter Cook
• Peter Costello
• Peter Gabriel
• Peter Griffin
• Peter Hitchens
• Peter Jackson
• Peter Norton
• Peter Pan
• Peter Sellers
• Peter Tatchell
• Peter Zappa
• Pope Peter
• Saint Peter

Peter can also mean:

• Blue Peter
• St. Peter's Basilica

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