Olds

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I'm aware this article already has the "under construction" tag, but that doesn't excuse it for being so poorly formatted, nor for the amounts of nonsense it has. whoever did this article should really read HTBFANJS first.

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Truth is funnier than outright Lies or Plain Nonsense:

Coherence is like a horse, and funny is like a cart. For your article to go places, the coherence must come first. Otherwise, you just get a cart with a horse stuck in the back. That cart, while sometimes amusing, isn't really going anywhere.

If you need help, try asking someone for suggestions, or read this.

News for outdated and possibly racist people born 60+ years ago are called olds for their own sake. Olds very in many shapes and sizes, some racist, others boring.

Origin

In 1932, two American Civil War veterans were having violent bouts of diarrhea, and were racing to the bathroom. Joesef "illiterate" Hernasy video taped the incident for his personal collection of really weird ;. Hernasy was caught and brought to the local police department, Hetnasy claimed that he was a "olds journalist." He was executed for other reasons later that day. The name eventually stuck, and CON (Formally CNN) changed their name from "Communist News Network" to "Communist Olds Network" in the aftermath of reporting on peaceful protests.

Artificial Intelligence

No, Artificial intelligence hasn't been used in olds. Except for one fateful night, when Gemini generated a political rant. The rant resulted in 3 days of a Google AI bot screaming profanities at multiple different agencies of the world. Including ICE, the FBI, FCC, Secret Service, IRS, Department of the Treasury, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Canada, Mexico, Canada, and Jack Black