NewJeans

NewJeans
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Origins	U.SSO Girl City
Year(s) active	2022 - present
Genre(s)	K-pop
Label(s)	ADOR/Hybe Labels
Members	Minji, Hanni, Danielle, Haerin and Hyein.

“NewJeans? What a ridiculous name!”

~ Homer Simpson on about the group name

“Hyein marry me!”

~ 14 year old boy on falling in love with Hyein while she is 15

“NewJeans is way worse than BTS”

~ BTS hater on when talking about NewJeans and other HYBE groups

“I'm super shy, super shy”

~ Bunnie on singing “Super Shy”

OldJeans NewJeans is a horrible decent K-pop group formed by BigShit ADOR, a subsidiary of Hybe Labels. Its members are Minji, Hanni, Danielle, Haerin and Hyein.

Origin

The origin of these pants dates back to 2019...

An entrepreneur from Hybe Labels (formerly BigHit Entertainment before becoming a subsidiary.) was watching a girl group called Blackpink and seeing their latest song which at the time was “Kill This Love”, The businessman got so bored with BTS and wanted to make a group of girls, but teenagers. Danielle was the first to audition in this group, then a Hybe Labels producer was on the street harassing people looking for more little girls, he found Hyein playing Clash of Clans, then The producer told her that if she wanted to let herself be raped she should audition for that new group and Hyein said yes... Another businessman found three little girls playing Free Fire named Haerin, Hanni and Minji and they denied they also accepted.

After 3 years of listening, they recorded their first song titled "Attention", their first album or EP titled "New Jeans" and this was the origin of NewJeans, a semi-successful group that in the future They will be like those Chinese girls.

Members

Minji

She is 19 years old, she is South Korean, her real name is Kim Min-ji. Her position is standing against the wall being a vocalist and dancer.

Hanni

She is 19 years old too, she is Australian, her real name is Phạm Ngọc Hân her position is to be hot vocalist and dancer.

Danielle

She is 18 years old, her real name is Danielle Marsh, she is Australian. Her position is delicious the same as the previous two.

Haerin

She is 17 years old, her real name is Kang Kodos Hae-rin, she is South Korean. Her position is the same, the same, the same.

Hyein

She is 15 years old, her real name is Lil Wayne Lee Hye-in, she is South Korean, and her position is awkward, the same thing, and they all have the same position!!! !!, also, if you are 14 or 15, or close to her age, she could be your girlfriend, but now that she is famous. You won't be able to do it and sorry

Discography

These are all their singles, EPs and albums from these pants.

Singles

2022

• Attention - Bad Good time to start.
• Hype Boy - A shit It's great.
• Cookie - Perfect for eating Chinese chocolate chip cookies.

2023

• Ditto - Decent.
• OMG - Failure Great!
• New Jeans - Decent for The Powerpuff Girls fans.
• Super Shit Shy - Described when they are new, shy and very inferior to Rappers Another decent work.
• Cool With You - Idk....
• ETA - If you listen to this song, you will become addicted to terrorism.

New Jeans (2022)

The first EP of this group (not to be confused with the song from the Get Up album that also has that name). Here are all their tracks that were not released as singles because it gives us trouble to describe the repeated songs again.

• Hurt - Very boring Sad and relaxing.

Get Up (2023)

• Get Up - Very short and boring.
• ASAP - Idk...

Compilation albums

• NSFW NJWMX (42. Min) (2023), a remix compilation album.

See also

• BabyMonster
• Blackpink
• BTS
• Gangnam Style
• Pants