Lemon breasts
“Dr. Dre be the name, lemon breasts brought me to fame”
Lemon breasts (Citrus tittium) is a mutation of lemons which causes the two ends to be too close to each other, which makes them look like woman breasts.
History[edit | edit source]
The first lemon breasts originated in Dr. Dre's laboratory, where he experimented with lemons to see what molecule causes lemon cancer. It was discovered that by injecting three molecules of oxymoron into an unripe lemon, you can shift the ends of the lemon to be closer or farther to each other. Dr. Dre earned a Nobel prize for this discovery.
This phenomena was later researched by Dr. Eggman, who found that you can increase the size of the ends by inserting silicon. That is how the lemon breasts got its final shape, the one that we know today, and also, he discovered plastic surgeries or something.
The original lemon made by Dr. Dre is currently sitting in the Museum of Bad Sex.
Chemistry[edit | edit source]
This phenomena happens because when the citric acid from the lemon pairs and makes a connection with oxymoron, they make the lemon more unstable, which makes the construction and the structure weaker and easier to modify. If an oxidized moron starts reacting with acid, it starts overreacting, which makes the citric acid angry, and then they start a fight. While they are fighting, one end is slowly moving to the other side, due to the moron winning against the citric acid.
Warning: if not done properly, your lemon can turn blue and/or start leaking oil. This mostly happens with Brazillian baboon lemons. Do not try this at home.
Misconceptions[edit | edit source]
Many people tend to confuse lemon breasts with lemon chicken breasts. The main difference is that lemon chicken breasts are a dish, and the real lemon breasts are not. The real lemon breasts cannot be eaten, due to too much dangerous substances that could harm your health.
Usage[edit | edit source]
“Dr. Dre be the name, I used lemon breasts today”
The most notable use of lemon breasts were by Paris Hilton in 2018, when she came to endorse her products to the survivors of the 2017 Mexican earthquake.[1] One kid asked her "What are those yellow things there?". She smacked him and he fell down on the mud. That part was cut off and the footage of it doesn't exist anymore, after Paris' lawyers sued the person that recorded this. They've settled off court.
Other uses:
- Rafael Nadal on Roland Garros 2019. Novak Djokovic challenged Nadal to play the whole championship with lemon breasts on. As expected, Nadal won Roland Garros for the 127381943th time. He performed even better than before. From then, Nadal uses lemon breasts in every match.
- Miss Piggy
- Your Mom while we had sex yesterday.