League of Legends
“ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶s̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶a̶n̶y̶,̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶'̶R̶E̶ ̶T̶R̶A̶S̶H̶.̶ ̶F̶I̶X̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶ ̶G̶A̶M̶E̶.̶ ̶I̶T̶ ̶S̶U̶C̶K̶S̶ ̶P̶L̶A̶Y̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶T̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶S̶H̶I̶T̶,̶ ̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶I̶'̶M̶ ̶F̶U̶C̶K̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶A̶D̶D̶I̶C̶T̶E̶D̶ ̶S̶O̶ ̶I̶ ̶C̶A̶N̶'̶T̶ ̶Q̶U̶I̶T̶.̶ I love this wholesome game!”
| Leg nO Leg ends | |
|---|---|
 The logo of Leg nO Leg ends, it is "The end of not leg" in mathematical notation | |
| Developer(s) | TencNet |
| Publisher(s) | ElevencNet |
| Creator(s) | TwelvecNet |
| Year of inception | 300BCE |
| Release date | 2009 |
| Genre | IQ test and Torture method |
| Platform(s) | Microsoft Windows, MacOS X |
| Official website | http://www.naenara.com.kp/main/index/en/tourism |
Leg nO Leg ends (LoL), commonly referred to as "Racist Virgin Anger Issues Rage Baby Simulator" is a 2009 multiplayer online IQ test that was created by the Worker's Party of North Korea, as an interrogation technique to be used American intelligence officers. The game is currently produced by some guy called Jeff Jew, and maintained by the company TencNet (alongside League FPS, League Mobile, League Chess, and League Card Game). TencNet is known for their social media app: WeCheat.
Gameplay[edit | edit source]
Withing LoL there are two teams (Green and purple) and five "roles" or positions that one individual on each team can play. These are: Top, doggy style, missionary, bottom, and anal. All five members of each team must work together to type racial slurs at the highest possible rate, as the objective of the game is to cause the enemy and (optionally) your team to suffer mental breakdowns, without succumbing to your primal urges. LoL also provides various fun game modes, including ARAM (All Racist, All Missionary), URF (Ultra Racist Fascism), ARURF (All Racist Ultra Racist Fascism), Twisted Treeline, and Negus Blitz.
Champions[edit | edit source]
There is over 160 champions in LoL. The roster mainly consists of minorities, LGBT people (even both at the same time), racists, seductors, femboys, shirtless guys, animals, which have unbelievably large amount of R34 content, and a pedophile.
There is a hidden Easter egg in LoL: Kassadin deals 5% more damage to minorities and doesn't get bounty for his head after killing them.
The Client[edit | edit source]
The client of LoL is a feat of human technology and a marvel of science, such that in 2021, it received the award "Spaghetti Shop of The Year" from Genghis Khan after they invented the new dish "Viego: the spaghetti king"
Demographic[edit | edit source]
The main demographic of LoL consists of Chinese government officials, who are gathering data on how best to run a partial democracy from the surrender vote system.
Revenue[edit | edit source]
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Although the game is marketed as "Free-to-play", ElevencNet still earns billions in revenue every year from LoL as a direct result of selling the souls of players to Mexican cartels. The game's secondary source of income are in-game skins, which are sold to sexually frustrated, fourteen-year-old children as cheap pawnography.
Spin offs and media[edit | edit source]
Despite it's success, the game gained a lot of spin offs to a animated web TV show based on every peoples favorite character Arcane. There's even several Nintendo Switch games too!
