HowTo talk:Turn Your Life Around

This article is magnificent. It is, by far, the best one I have read, EVER! I totally think this should be featured. --Pork.wizard 22:27, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

It is indeed a good article. If you want this to be featured, maybe you can nominate it on VFH. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:35, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, Pork.wizard. I'm glad you liked it. While I certainly would like to have another featured article under my belt, I don't think this article has much chance anymore. A few days ago, Uncyclopedia featured a newer article called Plink, dealing with a troubled man paying child support who fires a .38 special at the end and uses "plink" in a similar way to "tap tap tap tap tap". I'm sure some folks would consider HowTo:Turn Your Life Around to be derivative, even though it's not.