Hitler the Non-Binary Rat
Hitler the Non-Binary rat is a celebrity, actor, musician, and chef from Jacksonville, Florida. They are well known for their work in the movie Ratatouille, where they played the character of Remy. They have drawn great controversy due to their name.
Early life and education[edit | edit source]
Hitler was born on June 7th, 1954 in Wilmington, Delaware, before moving to Jacksonville at the age of 5. His parents, Margaret Thatcher and Tucker Carlson, treated them terribly, and instead of blankets, all they got were old copies of the New York Post. Hitler attended the University of Georgia, where they majored in performing and culinary arts.
Career[edit | edit source]
Film[edit | edit source]
Hitler was first scouted in 1985, after a casting director watched them perform live on stage. Hitler has starred in 4 movies, including Ratatouille, Escape from Ojai: The Movie, Scarface 2, and Toy Story 73. Their roles included Remy, Knife Guy, Tony Montana's conscience, and Squeaky, who is a chew toy that betrayed Buzz Lightyear for a Snickers bar in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Music[edit | edit source]
Hitler has released 3 singles, including Rat King, World War Brie, and No Whey. They were received poorly by critics, but amassed a small cult following.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Hitler is currently single and childless, and owns a pet dog named Phillip.
Controversy[edit | edit source]
The left-wing can't stand them because of their name, and the right-wing can't stand them because of their identity. Only centrists enjoy their work. In 2015, a Change.org petition for Hitler's name to be changed to Fitzgerald amassed 3 trillion signatures, and in response, Hitler sued the state of Delaware, claiming that they had a right to keep their name and wouldn't do anything.