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Clearly we need a special welcome message at the top of every page and it should be about THE FUTURE. Welcome to the Uncyclopedia of Tomorrow, thank you for visiting. Futurism is hip and musical. Off to the races we go I say we go. -RAHB 07:37, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
Against. We will need something more snazzy, like: "Thank you for visiting Uncyclopedia, Mr. President!" I don't want to start a nitpicking contest over how he technically is not inside yet when he only has seen the Welcome- or Thank you- note. But I will if you insist. Style 
Guide 07:40, 29 May 2013 (UTC)- Against. better welcome them with goatse--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!!
07:41, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
- Frankly, that would be unacceptable. We are a serious comedy site, and while shenanigans like that might seem amusing to an adolescent such as yourself, they are unlikely to entice the kind of sophisticated reader we see as the habitual (get me the dictionary, quick!) of our intelligent articles. -- Style Guide 07:47, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
- Well then let's show off our fanciness by refeaturing Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex every day. We can always modify it slightly to conform to both of our previous suggestions, such as by having an astronaut giving President Obama buttsex. -RAHB 11:34, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
- oh yeah, buttsex comics? That'd be cool. The UnComics (are whatever they are called) at UnNews are pretty old, I assume. Might as well make someone like Multiliteralist redo them :) Zzz
13:28, 29 May, 2013 (UTC) - oh wait I haven't checked the UnNews-page for a loooong time, it seems. Well I remember there was some comics at some point, I think. Or then it was just some weird hallunication. Duh. But buttsex-comics yayy Zzz 13:31, 29 May, 2013 (UTC)
- oh yeah, buttsex comics? That'd be cool. The UnComics (are whatever they are called) at UnNews are pretty old, I assume. Might as well make someone like Multiliteralist redo them :) Zzz
- Well then let's show off our fanciness by refeaturing Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex every day. We can always modify it slightly to conform to both of our previous suggestions, such as by having an astronaut giving President Obama buttsex. -RAHB 11:34, 29 May 2013 (UTC)
- Frankly, that would be unacceptable. We are a serious comedy site, and while shenanigans like that might seem amusing to an adolescent such as yourself, they are unlikely to entice the kind of sophisticated reader we see as the habitual (get me the dictionary, quick!) of our intelligent articles. -- Style
Against. We will need something more snazzy, like: "Thank you for visiting Uncyclopedia, Mr. President!" I don't want to start a nitpicking contest over how he technically is not inside yet when he only has seen the Welcome- or Thank you- note. But I will if you insist. 
