Forum:Wanted: UnNews audio correspondents to cover rev zim ulator's ass

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If you accept as your mission to further the diabolical doings of UnNews, you'll be replacing this asshole. As such, you'll be doing Uncyclopedia a service... or be serviced... or something like that.

WANTED - Firm bodied young male Nubile pert female Witty news readers for UnNews audio productions. Must have own hardware and software, be somewhat demented, perform feats of aural delectation, and be male and/or female. Prefer Earth lifeforms with DNA, a head, and an anus. Must be willing to cover UnNews during rev_zim's sabbatical/oral surgery beginning September 13, 2007, and ending whenever zim is able to speak properly.

SALARY - ...stepped in what?

BENEFITS - The satisfaction of continuing the UnNews tradition of thoroughly beating the shit out of Wikinews. [[1]].

REPLY TO: No need, simply pick an article you want, and do an audio as per My evil instructions. You may post something here, and/or on my talk page if you like.

Thank you for your attention. Please, don't let UnNews Audio go temporarily comatose! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:24, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

An what if we want Rev Zim's ass to remain uncovered, so that all the world may gaze upon its pale white loveliness? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I'd say it was more of a light pinkish hue... turning redder when you apply the beater -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:19, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

I knew I could count on the two of you to immediately discredit and deflate my ambitions. Outstanding in the tradition of UnNews! Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:53, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Fine, I better get off my lazy ass and start doing some UnNews audios again. --General Insineratehymn 23:35, 6 September 2007 (UTC)