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Not a rant, more like a drowning kitten crying for help at the bottom of the well... I see a lot of random Google News articles that are, in itself, hilarious without the need of injecting any amount of fabrications into it... am I the only one to find them funny? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Sakai4eva (talk • contribs)
- She doesn't need more reporters. She needs boobs. —Sir Socky
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GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:06, 4 February 2010
- I was planning on using her boobs to pull more reporters. And I sincerely believe that her boobs are adequate. I don't want things to go out of hand --Sakai4eva 04:18, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
- I will report. Um, what is it you want us to report? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
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~ 05 Feb 2010 ~ 04:59 (UTC)
- Well, there is the Toyota recall and Jacob Zuma's bastard love-child. These stories just write themselves... I really wanted to write about them, but work seems to be getting in the way. Am currently working on Miranda Kerr because the lure of boobies is just too... tempting. --Sakai4eva 05:22, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Well, I do like to write about how stupid the media is... and if I recall the Toyota scandal was on T.V. just today... hm,m,m,m,m,m. If it's still a problem NEXT week I think I can get to it... Toyota makes cars right? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 05 Feb 2010 ~ 05:33 (UTC)
- Toyota makes a lot of things, but yeah, cars are what they are famous for... unless you're an accounting geek too, where they are famous for the JIT concept. Btw, another gratuitously boobies article is up. --Sakai4eva 06:03, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
- Well, I do like to write about how stupid the media is... and if I recall the Toyota scandal was on T.V. just today... hm,m,m,m,m,m. If it's still a problem NEXT week I think I can get to it... Toyota makes cars right? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
- Well, there is the Toyota recall and Jacob Zuma's bastard love-child. These stories just write themselves... I really wanted to write about them, but work seems to be getting in the way. Am currently working on Miranda Kerr because the lure of boobies is just too... tempting. --Sakai4eva 05:22, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
- I will report. Um, what is it you want us to report? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*
- I was planning on using her boobs to pull more reporters. And I sincerely believe that her boobs are adequate. I don't want things to go out of hand --Sakai4eva 04:18, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
And as promised, here are Melissa Theuriau's boobs. Please keep this image at the end to encourage scrolling down.
See, she'd strip if she found out you were into journalism, just like she is.