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As First Prophet of BENSON, I would like to deliver the following message:

"Save the Mooses is now promoted to co-prophet (with Crazyswordsman). TELL ALL! Also, tell them that BENSON is better than them. I think they're starting to forget."

So, I would like to remind you all that BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU PUNY MONKEYS! That is all.-- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

ALL GLORY TO HE WHO SAVES MOOSES! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:48, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Benson rocks my blocks.
Benson sells me smocks.
Benson wears no socks.
Benson trains the flocks.
Benson frys the woks.
Benson only gawks.
Benson caught the hawks.
Benson hates the crocs
Benson smells like cocks.
Benson hit the docks.
Benson wound the clocks.
Benson licked the jocks.
Benson locked the locks.
Benson never knocks.
Benson never talks.
BENSON ROCKS MY SOX.

See also

• Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:49, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

BENSON IS BETTER THAN ME

• --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:37, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
• --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:48, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
• --Anyone 23:26, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
• --General Insineratehymn 23:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
• --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 00:49, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
• -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 02:57, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
• --• Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:15, 20 Dec 2006
• --• Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:49, 20 December 2006 (UTC) (again for emphasis)
• --User:Nintendorulez 21:37, 20 December 2006 (UTC)