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Hey a few years back I wrote a page on here but now I am back and I want to write a new one but I cannot remember how. Any assistance? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Rocknrolla (talk • contribs)

Input the topic you want to write about in the search bar on the left of the screen, below the "community" list. If there is no such article already, it will ask you if you want to create it. If you don't want to, that's fine. This is a free country, my friend. We can lick the walls! The schnozberries taste of schnozberries! I think the clear meaning behind this garbage is: sign your posts. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:53, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

If he doesn't know how to create articles, it isn't pretty hard to conceive that he doesn't know how to sign his posts. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:41, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

And that's why telling other users what the site rulez are is BAD? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:58, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

No, not at all, but just saying "sign your posts" may leave them even more oblivious. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:06, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Users who somehow ignore the message saying "SINE UR EDITZZ" are oblivious to start with. But I see your point. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:16, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes. I mean that it's better to say something like "read that welcome message on your talkpage" than to order around users who may be completely oblivious as to how anything is to be done. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:20, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't order users around! Especially not things that are attached with no guidance whatsoever. Speaking of which Sockpuppet, can you make me a solid gold house? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:29, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

No sorry, I didn't mean it that way. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:32, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Also, I don't have enough gold to do that. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:36, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Welcome back. Uncyclopedia just wasn't the same once you left. I, for one, cried myself to sleep every night, I did. That's probably unrelated. Anyway, welcome back. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:39, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

In other news

I want to congratulate this user for at least succeeding in finding this forum and starting a topic. Cheers! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:32, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Remark: None of my messages are meant to offend anyone. Please take this into consideration when interpreting my messages. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:35, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

On another related note, didn't we use to have this box on the front page where you just needed to type in the name of the article you want to create and press enter to start editing your newly created article? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 12:52, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

I don't think so. We did have a litterbox beside the washing machine for the cat to poop in, though. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:33, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

That was for the cat? I'm so so sorry Mr Muffins. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:27, 24 Feb