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Everyone continue your lives without with your leader. :) (ps: he was banned by Sikon, then unbanned by tompkins) -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 18:40, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Sikon, you are perhaps the biggest spoilsport ever. Surely it's just good etiquette to at least state a reason? Benson was punished for sockpuppeting once already, I hardly think this situation warrants an indefinite ban. I hope you have some good reason (actually, I personally hope you don't, but we'll see), because I can guarantee the other users in favor of Benson will be much more shrill than I. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 18:48, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Also: Hey Sikon, what's with trying to delete the discussion right under my nose? --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 18:50, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Personally I found the whole Benson thing quite humorous. Good thing it's over, now the elimination of humor to make room for drama can continue unimpeded. - Nonymous 18:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Um... --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:43, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

19:35, 23 December 2006 Tompkins unblocked Benson (contribs) (Merry Christmas, Benson. Love, Uncyclopedia.) So much for this topic. XD -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 19:46, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, --—Braydie 19:47, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

YAY & I didn't even need my Paxil for that excitement. 19:48, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Everyone continue your lives without with your leader. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 19:53, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Aw, and I thought I was gonna have a chance to practice my lawyering skills some more. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 19:55, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

/me goes back to bein' depressed :'( 19:56, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

=( -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 20:17, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

FRANKLY, BENSON KNEW WHAT HE DID WAS WRONG WHEN HE DID IT. HE WAS JUST EXPERIMENTING. WHY BAN HIM WHEN YOU KNOW HE WON'T DO IT AGAIN? Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 20:53, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! PRAISE BE TO SANTA BENSON!!!! --Composure1 21:09, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

WHAT THE HELL, SIKON? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? AH WELL, AT LEAST HE'S BACK NOW! --User:Nintendorulez 21:45, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

The Chronicles of BENSON, Appendix 5: "See! a light hath Shined on the Great Shameful Ban, full of off-colour hues that sort of make the Impostor Chronicler's eyes hurt. But just as quickly, the Snuffer of Eternal Darkness hath descended on the light. And even as the trickster Administrator did Cycle the Ban Button of BENSON like that Light Switch your mom toldeth you not to flick on and off, the Kin of Tom did bring a divine message from the Holiday, that the Lord would that BENSON's Great Shameful Ban draw to a close. And lo, though the Advertiser of Betrayal and the Quite Audible Minigame Creature turneth the Brief Block to their own ends, they are Compelled to Swallow their own words in that Very Breath. And the pleadings of the Human Quik-Chop and the Aficionado of Electronic Diversions, greatest of all BENSON followers, are redeemed. But verily, all is not well for the Followers of BENSON, for see! The Purveyor of Great Starvation huffeth the Very Template of the Chronicles, so that the Chronicler and all his Impostors needs must copyeth and pasteth these Sacred Parchments forever more. Unless of course the Chronicler hath stashed a copy within his User Space, or Something." In the name of the Holy BENSON, groan.

--Alksub 21:59, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

And the Chronicler has! User:Cainad/BENSON Although some of them are broken due to the deletion of the template. --Jedravent 00:28, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

I must say, these fancy username versions get funnier and funnier. I lol'd at Quite Audible Minigame Creature and Kin of Tom. --User:Nintendorulez 04:09, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

DECEMBENSONER 23 IS NOW A HOLIDAY ON THE BENSON CALENDAR. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:06, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

MERRY BENSONMAS! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 00:23, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

AND A HAPPY BENSON YEAR. -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 00:28, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, what the hell... MERRY CHRISTMAS, BENSON! --AAA! (AAAA) 07:23, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

The Chronicler will be filing a copyright violation lawsuit soon. BENSON will be my attorney. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:17, 24 December 2006 (UTC)