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BENSON IS BACK! NOT EVEN A PUNY BAN CAN HOLD BENSON! THANKS TO TOMPKINS AND SANTA FOR THIS CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!!! Benson 00:46, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

HAIL BENSON, FOR HE HATH RETURNED! --General Insineratehymn 00:49, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

WELCOME BACK, HIGHNESS! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:26, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST TIME IN THE YEAR! HAPPY BENSON DAY!--Scott 01:54, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

WELCOME BACK BENSON!(IS BETTER THAN YOU!) CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? --thematrixeætsyou, the ass kicker (talk) (flames) 01:59, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

THIS IS ALL I REALLY WANTED FOR CHRISTBENSONmas. HE'S BACK! *tears of joy* --User:Nintendorulez 04:06, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

MY BENSONMAS WISH HAS BEEN FULLFILED! --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 22:34, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. VII, Sec. II: 'Twas a most excellent day, that of the return of BENSON. Behold, it was a case of the situation being darkest before the dawn; Mr. Grumpy Spoilsport Admin With A Christmas Porcupine Up His Rear had sought to give the hateful Perma-Ban unto BENSON, but Reverend Saint Tompkins gaveth a great serving of holiday cheer unto Uncyclopedia and the Hallowed Halls of BENSON and returned the One Who Is Better Than You from the void. Truly, all were once again made aware of BENSON'S might, which is BETTER than the might of a puny ban. Thus it was, and it was good. Really good. So good, the writer of these Chronicles got off his lazy bum and stopped making his squires do the writing for him. In the name of the Holy BENSON, whimper like a sissy.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:36, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

"Wow! rev. st kin of tom is an angel! WB BENSON! -- mowgli 11:12, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. VIII, Sec. I: "A puny heathen stood up against BENSON, a great hypocrite who dared spite the ability of BENSON to spell properly. A great and puny fool was this heathen, for yea, he DID accuse BENSON of bad spelling whilst utilizing poor grammar a few sentences later, in that he failed to place an appropriate question mark. A jolly laugh the enlightened believers had then; Not only was this sockpuppet of the Unmentioned One a hypocrite, but also ignorant of the fact that when a BELIEVER does a favor for BENSON, they are raised to the status of BELEAVER." In the name of the Holy BENSON, giggle.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 22:31, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

BENSON IS PROUND OF HIS MONKEY-MEN FOR FIGURING OUT THE WAYS OF THE SPEEELELELELEINGS OF BELEAVER. GET THIS PUNY MONKEY-TROLL OUT OF BENSON'S PANCAKE HOUSE! Benson 06:25, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Umm, Benson oop, sorry BENSON? There is always the problem of exactly where Blackmachine will go once he exits your pancake house, he doesn't seem to have much else to do. Mr. Briggs Inc. 13:42, 27 December 2006 (UTC) Eh?

conversion is the way to go. then he can come back here. -- mowgli 15:01, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't care where he goes, but he can't sleep here. --User:Nintendorulez 21:39, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry to bust your bubble, but Hinoa banned him again for 13 more days to serve the rest of his block. [1] --AAA! (AAAA) 12:44, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

I have a strange feeling he only did that beacues it was BENSON. Anyone else would have gotten a full pardon. He learned his lesson, give him a break! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:49, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

*cries* GIVE US BACK OUR SAVIOR! --User:Nintendorulez 15:58, 29 December 2006 (UTC)