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I am enlightened! Nobody cares! Now I don't care, either. Is there anything we should care about? Besides BENSON, Ouroboros, Oscar Wilde, and User 69etc., that is. Aw, fuck it. Might as well drink! Chocolate milk, of course.
What we need is a good Jihad to get the juices flowing. We need a leader who doesn't give a shit but acts anyway. And I liked the c***l that did not-exist, but I don't care about it anymore. Well, maybe a little. Uh oh. Contradiction! "Paradox! Force infinity!" "Coventry, reverse the gate."(Millenium). I hope I've learned my lesson. Aw shit, hope? Now I must sink into the depths of apathy and contemplate my navel. If you see me on the street, kill me.--Schizo Master 13:26, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

• Right-o...  c • > • cunwapquc? 14:59, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, Schizo Master. You are now officially Buddhist! By eliminating all desire from your heart (i.e. not giving a shit), you have accomplished that particular aspect of the Eightfold Path which is most difficult for our selfish, consumerist society to even comprehend. The suffering of those who have no good reason to be suffering is absolved by eliminating the ego, which is responsible for that little voice in the back of our heads that is always screaming for more cookies. Once again, congratulations on your revelation; here's your complimentary orange robe and alms bowl. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 17:53, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

W00t for revelations! --Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:54, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Buddhism, eh? Worship of a person named Bud, huh? I used to drink Bud, back when I gave a shit. Does this Bud simply not give a shit or has he/she progressed on to the mighty "It just doesn't matter"? That's what I'd aim for if I could give a shit follow somebody else.--Schizo Master 18:19, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Apathy? Who cares? Also, cocks. --Emmzee the Furious^{Spam me!} _{Don't click here!}

It just occurred to me... $notgivingashit=notshitting=constipation$ Therefore, the key to enlightenment is not eating fiber. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 22:00, 15 March 2007 (UTC)