Forum:A retrospective on my amazing pieces of work

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UnNews:Man masturbates wildly to internet pornography and cums all over Pat Buchanan <--- Magnum Opus

UnNews:Future of left-handed marriage uncertain <--- Harsh criticism of right handed people, won me a Pulitzer.

UnNews:Uncyclopedia.org held for ransom by Wikia pirates <--- This first hand journalism won me another Pulitzer.

UnNews:Cows accused of eating infected spinach <--- Another Pulitzer, this is when I began to melt my awards for heat

UnNews:Saddam sentenced to death <--- I collected enough Pulitzer prizes to trade in for a Platinum Magnesium Prize.

wang soup <--- wang soup

I Pissed On A Hobo And I Liked It <--- That Katy Perry song was catchy.

And that's everything I've ever created ever. Express your astonishment as such varied and wonderful works of art.

If this is to your liking, please give me your money. -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

The main problem I have with this list of your "amazing pieces of work" (besides the obvious, excessive and rather crass article whoring) is that this list fails to mention the thing that I wrote that one time. It was *awesome*. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:40, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

That awesome article you wrote that one time was pretty cool. I especially enjoyed your subtle criticism of bears. You were definitely robbed of that Pulitzer. -

kingkitty ~Fuck you~

Most people don't pick up on the bear subtext. You must be well read. Have you read Swift's A Bear Proposal? It's still the gold standard for bear subtext. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:17, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

I'm Batman--Sycamore (Talk) 10:18, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Awww... Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:56, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Damn guys, Killzone 2 is pretty good. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:03, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

I played it a bit, but they mapped the buttons oddly. I could never find the smooch button when I needed it. Wups. That was Kisszone 2. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:24, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

It didn't have as much tongue as the prequel. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 17:45, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Kisszone Online was fun, but my character got mono. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:56, 1 March 2009 (UTC)