Emusia

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The Great Emusian Empire
The Flag of Emusia.png Emusia coat of arms.png
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Don't try to run"'
Anthem: "You're already dead"
Map of Emusia.png
CapitalThe Emusian Mega Nest (Where modern day Sydney is)
Previous capitalThe Abandoned Emusian Mega Nest (Where Modern Day Melbourne is)
Largest cityAngkor, Kediri, The Emusian Mega Nest
Official language(s)Emu
GovernmentAbsolute Monarchy, Fascist Monarchy
Supreme King Emu
Supreme General
King Emu IV
General E. Mu
Other languagesOstrich (Unknown How or Why)
Major ExportsPain And Misery, Didn't import their technology
Major ImportsMetals, Oil, Torture Weapons
National Hero(es)King Emu I, King Emu II, King Emu III (AKA King Emu the Great), King Emu IV, General E.Mu, Lemu Jenkins, Police Sergeant Emu
Declaration
 of Independence
1200
CurrencyHuman Children, Human Arms
ReligionWorshipping their Supreme King
Population400,000 Emus, 10,000,000 People
Internet TLD.emu
Calling code+666

Emusia, or the Great Emu Empire was a large Empire built by hyper-intelligent Emus that were hell-bent on world domination. At their peak, they controlled all of Australia, Japan, Islands of Oceania and South East Asia, dominating with their superior intellect, war strategies, sheer force, and highly advanced technology, winning even when vastly outnumbered. After their collapse into several smaller state, and push back into exclusively Australia, where they continued to incite chaos, their existence was covered up by all the countries of the world, only to be remembered by Australians as an excuse for losing against them, and when the emus strike again on another world Conquest


History[edit | edit source]

The Great Emusian Empire existed from 1200 to 1295, and started when King Emu the First united a collective of Emu Warlords to start a large empire that they could rule, and they conquered Australia and New Zealand, before being ambushed by a Drop Bear in 1214. King Emu the Second continued into Papua New Guinea but no one really cared and he died of a heart attack a year after ascending to the throne. King Emu the Third was well known for his successful military ventures, taking over many areas of the world, with Indochina, Indonesia and Japan, taking down many armies, despite the large gaps in numbers, through pure strategic skills, and after his successful campaigns and large land gains, when he died of old age, he was remembered as King Emu the Great, known as the Greatest of the 4 kings of Emusia. When the 4th King, King Emu the 4th rose to power, he was unhappy, seeing humans as filth, and inferior to Emus, and started the Great Genocide of the Humans by the Emus, killing hundreds of thousands of humans to Racially Cleanse the Great Empire. King Emu 4th was very unpopular and many revolutions ended in the split of both new and old Emu and Human kingdoms split around the empire, one by one declaring independence, until all of Emusia was dissolved, and King Emu 4th was assassinated a day later.

Revolutions[edit | edit source]

During the reign of King Emu the 4th, many revolutions occurred and Emusia lost a lot of land. This included the Majupahit Revolution, The Tornado Japan Revolution, (Which also helped them against the Mongols), and the Khmer Rouge revolution, where many emus were killed in terrorist attacks. It is important to note that Khmer Rouge were backed by an early version of the IRA as well as a previous reincarnation of Lenin, as they were massive in the help of defeating the emus and building the Khmer Rouge's party State which they named after themselves, Khmer. By the dissolution, the Emus only owned Austalia and New Zealand, though in the Emu-Moa war of New Zealand a decade later, the Moas went extinct and the Emus had to leave New Zealand.

King Emu the Fourth and War Crimes[edit | edit source]

It has been recorded that King Emu the Fourth, as well as using chemical weapons in Concentration Camps, King Emu the Fourth has been recorded using them, mainly Mustard Gas. He mainly used them on the people who were rebelling. He also killed many innocent civilians just to prove a point to the rebellions, decimating cities, and sent prisoners of war, and sending the innocents from the places of the rebellions with them, where they were all killed.

Emusian-Ostrich Mystery[edit | edit source]

Although barely any Ostriches lived in Emusia due to the fact Ostriches lived in Africa and not South East Asia, though one nest has been found, with speculation around it. Another thing causing the speculation is the fact that Ostrich as an official language in Emusia. Some experts suggest that it was an embassy, though that was passed off as stupid and they were all fired, then fed to some Emus as a punishment. Today, experts agree that it was just an immigrant who lived there, and was rich enough to bribe the Emu government to make his language official across the empire (though it is still not known why on Earth he would waste his money on doing so), and also how an Ostrich would be mentally capable of moving to Australia and bribing government officials.