Duck (Thomas and Friends)
“Like I always say Dexter, there are two ways of-”
“There aren't to ways of doing things”
Duck number 8 Great Western also known as Montague is a locomotive from the Great Western Railway who lives on the Island of Sodor who is too proud about what he does and brags on about how there is only one right way of doing things. He is from the west country just like that robot guy from Portal 2. He sports the number before 9 and a species of animal got named after him.
History[edit | edit source]
Duck was built in a place and then sent to the Great Western Railway to work as a station pilot at Paddington and he did other stuff as well. He was later sent to work on Sodor back in 1955 to help with something about a harbour or something but whatever, he was rude to a diesel engine named Diesel and that is how the latter became so nasty.
The Man of Steel discovered what a duck was in the year 1637 and named the animal after Duck.[1]
Duck also painted the painting "The Persistence of Memory"
In the movie The Great Race, the animators of Thomas & Friends fucked up Duck's model making it look all weird.[2]
Years later he needed a coach and found some random arse coach named Dexter who had been broken for years but Duck, as an optimistic dumb fuck he is, tried to use him but it was no use. He was sad. He helped fix Dexter
and turn him into a classroom for students.
Final words[edit | edit source]
In his final episode as a main character, he said his last line
"Like I always say Dexter, there are two wayzer-"
Merchandise[edit | edit source]
Duck has had lots of merchandise over the years including these shitty geego stains Diablock the (LEGO rip-off) made.
Shitty Diablock model of Duck number 8
CRAP
