Crovolia

Not to be confused with Polia, Norwich, Asarith, Dale, Dallas, West Jaromia, Krovaria, Krovlestine (???), Crovolis, Crab, Crackhead, Crust, Crank, Cankles, Custodian, and sometimes Croatia

Crovolia First Republic- Second Republic- People's Republic- Kingdom- Empire Clusterfuck of Crovolia
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of Bulgarians."
Anthem: Ode to Fuck
Capital	Kyvburp
Largest city	Jaromia
Official language(s)	French, despite no one ever speaking it
Government	In accordance with the ruler's emotional cycle
Babysitter	Dallas-Joseph "Ultrafascist, goonlord" McCaffrey-McCarthey-Houston-Texas-Somethingorother-Giggitygiggitygoo-finklestinklelookinahh😭
‑ Prime Minister (incumbent on wednesdays)	That one guy probably
National Hero(es)	Benito Mussolini, The guy who invented femboys
Declaration  of Independence	Just pick a day and it'll probably be correct
Currency	Fucks to give
Religion	Schizophrenia
Major exports	Estrogen
Major imports	Jaromian piss
Hours of  operation	Some random week day at 2AM

Crovolia (Crovolian: Fuck, French: Armée de Schizophrènes) or whatever it's called now, officially the Clusterfuck of Crovolia, is a micropenis, no.. nanopenis, shoot.. nanonation (probably) somewhere in Narnia. Crovolia has been a disputed territory of Jaromia for as long as man has sucked himself off. Founded as the CP (Communist Party) organization (also known as the FUCK JAROMIA club), Crovolia would get its ass kicked up and down all 10 square feet of its territory (at its peak) from 2020 through 2023. Re-established (137th time, not to be confused with the 193rd re-establishment) on the principles of schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, Crovolia has existed on-and-off as an i-dunno-what.

Geography

Crovolia is known for it being ball-freezing cold, and being prooooud of it. Crovolia is very geographically different in climate to its close neighbors, Jaromia and Agpissia, despite being 10 feet away from the borders.

"We're just cooler, we have the femboys, the snow, and all the overweight third-grade mercenaries I hire." -A Crovolian higher-up, probably.

Culture

Crovolia is widely known for [insert country you randomly pointed to on the globe]'s cultural similarity, however this will be different by next week.

All 3 Crovolians ever can attest that Crovolian culture is rich and vibrant, just ask one!

"OW MY COCK" -A Crovolian officer stationed at Fort Phoenix during the twelfth Jaromian-led assault of the week.

Demographics

Since Crovolia said "up yours" to its Jarommy mommy, Crovolia insists it has non-former-Jaromian mommies in its ranks. In reality, they're all femboys.

See also

Schizophrenia

Micropenis

Femboy

Mental wellbeing