Anti-Vandal
Anti-Vandal is a program that protects certain Uncyclopedia pages from being vandalized. Pages protected by Anti-Vandal can still be vandalized, but doing so will send a message to a member of the Vandal Busters, who will kill you. Anti-Vandal was created by Microsoft because Bill Gates was tired of people vandalizing his article on the Abominable snow fonz.
The Vandal Busters[edit | edit source]
They kill people. When you vandalize an Anti-Vandal page the Vandal Busters are called to your house where they will unleash something from the page you vandalized on you (example: You vandalize a Captain Planet page and that pussy with the "Heart" ring will kill you.)
“"When there's something strange on your Uncyclopedia page: Who ya' gonna call...Vandal Busters"”
Not to be confused with[edit | edit source]
- Anti-Randal
- Anti-Semitism
- Anti-feminism
- Anti-Pope
- Anti-Hubble
- Anti-Christ
- Anti-Aliasing
- Anti-Freedom party
- Auntie Mame
- Anti-Anti-Vandal
- Anti-Midget
Endorsements[edit | edit source]
“Anti-Vandal is sweet.”
“I wish England was protected by Anti-Vandal, it would be quite helpful.”
“I wish I was protected by Anti-Vandal”
“Darn kids keep graffitiing my coat!”
“Bob Dole likes Anti-Vandal, but Bob Dole thinks Bill Gates should fix his spelling mistake.”
“I/Bob Dole said no such thing, you should really not give yourself false endorsements”
“I don't remember, I was drunk, I might have said that.”
“Too many quotes”
Final Notes[edit | edit source]
Though it usually would cost $250.12 to get this product, you can now download it to your Uncyclopedia page for free by typing the following at the bottom of your page: "This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, If you vandalize this page" (something mentioned in your article kills the Vandalizer.)
As you can tell above someone has vandalized this page, a representitive from the Vandel Busters will show up at their door step any second now.
 If you vandalize this page Michael Jackson will eat you. And he's out for little boys like you, so be warned. |