User:Luvvy

WARNING: Entering sleep-deprived Mrs. Luvvy zone.

Luvvy got a new family member in October 2011

Things may or may not be busy in Skyrim.

Also, Luvvy is now a Legal Alien.

Tummy wubs are imminent. Run, run for yer lives!

Misinformation Complaints Email Sandbox Playground Scrapbook LaFamilia LeDump Dolph! Spankies!

Young Master Niff says:
"Her most adorable Luvvykins is not in at the moment.
Please, do leave a tummy wub..."

Luvvykins has solo-written the following features

Luvvykins has co-written the following features

With Mhaille

Featured Article: Gastrorgasmic Cuisine

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Luvvy's sockpuppet has written the following features

Featured Article: HowTo:Survive a Baby

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Excerpts from fan mail people have sent me. Blessed darlings...

From EugeneKay (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

“ In the off chance that you're curious about such things.....

1) I am ripped drunk

2) I am sporting a huge boner

3) I have a distinct interest in your tits, among other unmentionable bits

4) Mr Luvvy better take good care of you

5) How are you? :-p

”

From PuppyOnTheRadio (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

“ [...] I did have a few issues with the phrasing of the article, and it's because it is written by somebody who is academically brilliant - you could read work at a much higher Flesch-Kincaid reading level than your average reader, which coincidentally mean that you are likely to write at a much higher level.

More importantly than anything else, it's a well thought out, well crafted piece of satire [...]

”

Hate mail people who can't use my talk page have sent me

From Sarcasmcentral (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

“ While I do love cats, I don't care for your unsolicted advice. I am here to be sarcastic and hone my writing. I could really give a fuck about you, or, frankly, anyone on this site. Fuck the rules, they are liberally slanted. ”

Remember all that talk about burning the witch or something?

“ Pah! Don't you pay attention to the calendar? December is the Month of Drama, not November. Sheesh, it's like I just threw away my money printing up these UnCalendars. (On another note that's the same note but different, if Luvvy's timeline is correct a bunch of people owe her an apology. Not me though. Complete ignorance has once again shielded me from both responsibility and guilt. Hurrah!) ”

- Modusoperandi on A lot of people owing Luvvy an apology