User talk:Sarcasmcentral

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Hello Sarcasmcentral, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about?
I noticed you have recently joined our community and that you have tried your new toddler feet at making some contributions to our little collection of articles. I really hope you thought a little before acting, since otherwise you'll get into trouble with these guys faster than I did... :(
Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:
Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:
- It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.


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While I do appreciate email...[edit source]

...I do not appreciate uncolicited hate mail. The most common action is to either reply on the user talk page the discussion began on, or the talk page of the other person involved. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:05, 16 Oct