User talk:Unbeatsr
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Hi Unbeatsr. I've seen you around helping out whether it be patrolling or taking a shot at writing your own stuff and I can see that you really mean well and I appreciate that, so thank you very much.
The reason I'm leaving you a message is because I had to delete "Getting forfsdward In Business Use lookup Engine Optimizer". Partly because it was a recreation of something that a spambot kindly left for us and partly because, and I don't mean to be blunt, it was really, really stupid. The whole thing was literally just 5 tildes (~~~~~) repeated until the article reached the point where it caused my computer to lag.
Normally people who do stuff like this get banned for a day or so. I've decided not to take that approach with you because from looking through your contributions, you actually do mean well. You've worked on QVFD and Ban Patrol - I can see that your heart is definitely in the right place. I would however recommend you have a read over the Beginner's Guide and HTBFANJS. Those should give you a good idea of how to go about writing for Uncyclopedia. Nobody is expecting you to write a perfect article on your first try and it's okay to grow over time, and reading those articles are a great first step towards becoming a great writer.
Anyway that's all I really came here for. Hope you stick around. Cheers! -- Lost Labyrinth 
• (t) • (c) • (a) 22:03, 18 April 2015 (UTC)