User talk:Un-sumthing

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So it occurs to me

That nobody even talked to you about your articles before deleting them... not that we have to, mind, but in a case like this, it might have helped. I guess my point is, sorry if you had to watch that whole discussion about it, and about trying to get it deleted outright when perhaps an {{ICU}} would have been better (maintenance tag saying 'fix this or it'll get deleted', essentially). If you do want to work on it further, let me know and I can restore a copy to your userspace; it may be doable to address and fix the issues that caused most of the delete votes - add some more actual content, use jokes, keep what is there consistent. Look at what redundancy actually says underneath the whole redundancy thing, for instance, and maybe other featured articles might be able to give you some ideas as well. Eh. 1234 ~ 15:37, 3 May 2011