User talk:Tompkins/archive2

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Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

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• -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  09:00, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

YAY BULLETS!

  t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:03, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

• Oh, ya like bullets do ya? -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  19:43, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

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  t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:50, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

for people who forget to use bullets?

Haha "This article lacks in bullets, please *add some*."   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:37, 19 February 2006 (UTC)

Possible Compromise Skin?

Main_Page/Beta How does this look to you? ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 00:54, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Yea that's good. You can go ahead and post it with the other ones I guess, unless you had something else in mind.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:09, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Yea, like a huge consensus that just puts this one up rather then a nasty 7 way vote. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 05:04, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

Haha, you're on your own there.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 13:29, 17 February 2006 (UTC)

RMO: Turning the Tide

Tompkins, sorry to keep pestering, but now it's my turn to thank you for voting for Rocky Mountain Oysters. I'm determined not to post any more significant articles here until that one makes the front page, and you just gave it that crucial 13th (by my count) vote. Oh, and thanks too for all your work with the NRV's! You should get one of those "Squeegeewarrior" things for that. --Some user 21:54, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Yeah no problem, hopefully 13 gives it enough, I read it probably a week ago, and didn't bother to vote, just because it seemed on it's way already. But, after it stalle dout, I decided I might as well, and hopefully that'll be enough, or maybe It'll revive the voting. Oh yeah and thanks for noticing my NRV's, heh, It's a good thing to do if you get really bored.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:32, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

Quick Question... really, don't let the text fool ya!

Hey there! Just let me start by saying how much I agreed with the sentiment you expressed in your... rebuttal?... to Chron's SotW address. I, like you it seems, strive to keep the crap level down to a minimum around here. But in regards to this, I've noticed that you seem to exclusively be using the NRV template to mark the baddies. My question, therefore, is this: why not QVFD some of this stuff, especially when it's obvious spam, slander, or vanity? This is the kind of stuff (so I've been led to believe) that should be shot on sight, not given a stay of execution. Or am I the one who's being too draconian? Anyway, it's good to see your conscientiousness at work -- my only fear is that by NRVing some true crap, it will survive longer than it should! Ah well, vigilance brother! --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 20:25, 6 February 2006 (UTC)

Awards

Uhm, where do the awards go on your page? ~ T. (talk) 01:45, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Right here, for now. I'm still trying to figure out where to boast on my userpage.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:03, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm glad I asked. These couldn't wait any longer.  :)

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 00:45, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

• Why thank you. Although, I'm still not exactly sure what it is that my computers doing, aside from making the world a better place.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:51, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Richard M. Stallman

Thanks for the vote. I thought you said somewhere (VFD?) you liked it, but was confused when you didn't vote. :) ~ T. (talk) 00:45, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

• Heh, I usually set out to do something, but then get easily distracted along the way.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:49, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the smore!

No matter what anyone tells you, there's nothing an attention whore likes better than a smore. Or something like that...--<<>> 03:04, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

Your welcome. I think uncyclopedia needs more awards, even if they don't count for anything.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:52, 9 February 2006 (UTC)

redirects

Thanks. I just wanted to make sure no one had any plans for that article. -Teapot 02:48, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

No problem.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:48, 10 February 2006 (UTC)

Stop following me

Why are u following me, even through foreign lanuage pages!? I was going to fix that link myself, I'll leave messages in hebrew to kakun and in korean to Xiao Li, I want to see you fixing those, eh, eh?!?! Who sent you? Tell your bosses to get off me or they'll discover they picked the wrong guy!!--Rataube 04:03, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I have no idea what you're talking about...I was just uhh... you see I was just... taking a walk with my dog...and uhh.... I happened to see that you had uhh... edited a red linked user, so uhh... I uhh.... *runs away*   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:06, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh, now you've come too close. GET READY TO PAY!!

--Rataube 19:14, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Too bad i just had a diamond plated titanium shell put on...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:24, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeh? and what about now?--Rataube 19:46, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

I live on the moon.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 19:59, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Now I have your family. You'd better behave if u want to see them again... and alive--Rataube 00:44, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

OH NO!! DONATELLO!!, LEONARDO!!, MICHAELANGELO and... uhhh... Raphael? Yea... RAPHAEL!!! SOMEBODY HELP THEM!!!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:49, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Suggestion: Serbian Uncyclopedia

Tompkins - you had a great suggestion in your against vote on Serbia and Montenegro. The time has come for a Serbian Uncyclopedia. With your help, I propose we create Unserbopedia and fill it full with lusty, nationalist musings about the greatness of Serbia, how stupid the Croats are, and why no one likes Turks.

The only problem with this great idea is I'm not Serbian, and I suspect you're not, either. But we shant let that stop us! (in case you're wondering, I'm kidding) — WILD WEASEL 14:40, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Together we can crsuh the Croats and propel Serbia forward with a force never seen before! I'm not Serbian yet, but I'm willing to convert, for the sake of justice!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 17:11, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

XD — WILD WEASEL 17:59, 12 February 2006 (UTC)

Dear Lego God,

AHH! You can disassemble the figures to make new ones?

I'll get the face on and clean up the image a little and put it back on VFP. If I have some extra time I may make a whole new pic.

-- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  23:45, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Heh, sounds good.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:47, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Okay, deal. I will make it so his legs/arms are browner and so his head is not cut off. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  23:51, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Yes, yes, It will probably look better with his head attatched to the body.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:53, 13 February 2006 (UTC)

Smart ass...what I meant was that his head was not cut off by the top of the pic. -- – Mahroww a.k.a. Sir Hymie Rae Tooten  05:31, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Just a little reminder.... God loves Tompkins.

YAY FOR GOD!!!   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 15:21, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

Some Guy... *cough* ASS! *cough*

Well, Mr. Tompkins "Don't be an ass" is it? I'll show you ass. I challenge you to a duel!

It's too late, I already won.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:59, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

If by won you mean lost then no. The duel has not yet begun

HOW DARE YOU NRV MY TALK PAGE!! meh. Whatchya gonna do?   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:03, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

I belive I just did do. What I'll do next ? How about that duel?

Do you need a second, Tompkins? (pulls out Smashy Hammer) --—Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:08, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

He has a few minutes already.

I told you, I already won. Now go make yourself useful. Create an article, vote on VFH or even VFP. Complain at the dump. Or even better, Vote for deletion on crappy articles! And no Hinoa, I've got this under control. heh.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:09, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... No

You can't assume winning of a duel, That's just not chivalrous See you there at TheDuelOfTompkins

Will the real n00b please stand up?

"Wow, this is worse than... idk, the last thing that n00b nominated probably." What, you mean it's worse than Uncyclopedia:PFP#Mavis Beacon Teaches Stereotyping? -Hyad 04:05, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Haha, no that one was good. No there was this one n00b awhile back that nominated the worst stuff you've ever seen. Anyway yeah, in retrospective, you probably were better than him.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:11, 15 February 2006 (UTC)