So this is it. You found my hideout. Whaddaya want, a frickin' ribbon?
||You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
You want more, huh? Sorry. Not on the first date, pal.
While I've made some minor contributions here and there, my main function is the detection and E-RAD-I-CA-TION of STU-PID HU-MAN CRAP!!! With the help of my pet Dalek. He's friendly, feel free to pet him on my talk page.
Got this one for wading through dreck with a machete and a flamethrower. Someone's gotta do it if we're ever going to win the war against brain-damaged 7th Grade boys.
This user is hereby cited for excellent work
in cleaning up messy articles.
- 80's Gangland Rule #126: Headbands can make anyone look "street."
- 80's Gangland Rule #126-A (Corollary): Except the guy in the Michael Jackson "Beat It" video.
Stool Pigeon User is hereby cited for
sterling work on Ban Patrol and/or QVFD.
Yeah, that's right... I work for the MAN.
Ok, so I don't use the "show preview" button very much on my userpage! But I'm armed now!
I got the music in me!
Jump, Magic, Jump!