User talk:Rock-O-Jello/Archive 3

Hug me, please? :3

Your Banned Wikians page

I would like to help. What is supposed to be there? Am I even allowed to help with that? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:59, 6 May 2022 (UTC)

You can help if you like. It’s a list of users who have been g-blocked indefinitely from Wikia, like me or supergeeky1. —-Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 12:17, 6 May 2022 (UTC)

Oh. I thought it was a list of people banned from this site, which I could help with. Also, some questions. 1. Was your Wikipedia account compromised, or are you really a vandal? 2. The Spoon said that you were a sockpuppet. Is this true in any sense? These accusations are... rather troubling. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:57, 6 May 2022 (UTC)

1) I legitimately vandalized Wikipedia due to my losing faith in that site. I'm guessing they thought my account was compromised due to me having edited that site in good faith for over nine years. 2) My account on the spoon isn't Rock-O-Jello. Someone impersonated me and several other users as a prank. I don't edit the spoon because llwy and SPIKE threatened to block me when I asked them why they hadn't moved over here after we voted for them to do so. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:33, 9 May 2022 (UTC)

Oh. Losing faith in that site seems to be a common thing among editors. All I've done there is create my user/talk pages and fix errors, so I can't say much about this myself. As there is lots of distrust amongst editors of the Spoon and Fork and I can't do much to help, I'm not exactly sure if the spoon administration did that, but I'm not sure they did not either.

P.S. F this impersonator. They deserve depth, not depth. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:34, 10 May 2022 (UTC)

Here's the link to where llwy and SPIKE threatened to block me. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:43, 10 May 2022 (UTC)

Huh? That was Snarglefoop and Spike. From where I see it, Foop wanted to block you, Nigel tried to explain this stuff, you pressed the issue for some reason, and Spike thinks you were continuing drama. Is Snarglefoop a sock or something? Llwy didn't join the discussion until you left. From this link, I'm rather confused. Let's just... not continue this discussion if it leads to more arguing, please. All this drama is confusing. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:11, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

Yes, Snarglefoop is an alt account of llwy's. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:02, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

WHAT?!... how... do you know this..? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:25, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

Do some digging. It's pretty obvious. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:49, 15 May 2022 (UTC)

Not to me. Until you can point me into better proof, I don't believe this... ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:41, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

Article written 1 character at a time

Thanks for helping me out with the image, but your edit was foul. It's 1 character at a time- so, if you're using normal wiki characters, the page size should go up or down by only 1 or 2 bytes. Your edit was 54 bytes. Definitely a foul. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 11:25, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

--Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:42, 11 May 2022 (UTC)

In case you haven't noticed... this isn't pony-related, it's a serious discussion about a foul edit. It'd be nice if we could treat it accordingly. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:53, 12 May 2022 (UTC)

Bricked

You have been bricked from editing for a period of PF4Eva for thinking faucets are sexy. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking faucets are sexy. Thaaanks! --ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:41, 17 May 2022 (UTC)

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This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Rock-O-Jello (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

no --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:43, 17 May 2022 (UTC)}

Decline reason:

Rock-O-Jello, you can't just say "no" to every block. This one STAYS. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:22, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

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Lol --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:23, 18 May 2022 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 6 minutes for liking Rarity. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop liking Rarity. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 20:51, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

This user's unblock request has been reviewed by an administrator, who declined the request.

Rock-O-Jello (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))

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Request reason:

Fluttershy's cute, I'll give you that --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 20:52, 6 June 2022 (UTC)

Decline reason:

This sort of thing is what's getting you banned. Accept it already, all ponies deserve depth. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:57, 7 June 2022 (UTC)

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No, Page. You need to accept that pon3z deserve to be hugged! You dumb cute-hater!!!! --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:43, 7 June 2022 (UTC)

What if I told you that there was something even cuter than ponies? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 09:24, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

And what would that be? --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:37, 8 June 2022 (UTC)

Well, I do not wish to give the answer yet. Though, this question may give a hint. Have you ever heard of the videogame "Under the Story"? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:37, 9 June 2022 (UTC)

Can ARandomPage decline a unblock request? Even just a joke one? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:08, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

About EDF

Apologies for the informal nature of this; I had no idea of how else to reach you. I am Aroukar from EDF, I stumbled into your intro thread on there a little bit ago, and was compelled by curiosity to find out why you joined. Do you intend to log back in? If not, feel free to ignore this, delete this etc. If so, then just message me on EDF. Again, apologies for the intrusion.

Regards, -Aroukar--92.119.19.137 (talk) 08:52, 10 June 2022 (UTC)

.wil suggested I join the Forums. However, because of the toxicity I faced when I made the impulsive decision to introduce myself as a brony (and because the userbase made racist comments about me being French and a bad editor), I have no intention of going back to Encyclopedia Dramatica anytime soon. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:51, 11 June 2022 (UTC)

I need help with some history

It's been on my mental to-do list for a while to ask you questions about the beginning of the Horse-Hugging Pony War-Conflict-Fiasco, since I want to make a userspace article on it. Unfortunately for me, I procrastinated on it because I kept forgetting to ask. And yes, that is its name, because every option tied with 0 votes and thus the funniest option wins. So, how exactly did the HHPWCF "start"? What was the earliest argument about ponies here on Uncyc that you know of? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 13:34, 12 June 2022 (UTC)

Small world, ain't it? I've been thinking of making a Horse-Hugging Fiasco-War article, too! Maybe we can write it together. ;) Anyways, the Fiasco-War officially began around two years ago (sometime in late 2020) on Twitter between me and Kippy, and it spread over to the wiki when I started a vote to joke-ban the two of us later that December. Then, MrX joined in and it all spiralled down from there. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:52, 14 June 2022 (UTC)

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022

The UnSignpost

The Newspaper With Words n' Shit!

June 20, 2022 • Issue #215 • Archives • Press Room

I HAVE STOLEN YOUR UNSIGNPOST! By ARandomPage

Hello, Uncyclopedians. It is with great UnPleasure that I say that I, ARandomPage, pictured to the left, have stolen your UnSignpost, and am now the lead writer, sandwich-thrower, picture-stealer, and UnSignpost-er! URA HA HA! But fear not. I am willing to give you back your UnSignpost... for a high price of winning a Sandwich of the Month. wait. What? Now I have to actually write UnSignposts regularly? What do you mean I'm not an admin and can't write this thing yet? What do you mean by "the role of sandwich-thrower is one you just made up?".. GOD.

DAMMIT.

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Sandwich of the Month is finally up! By ARandomPage
Yes, you heard that right! After 12 years and 5 months, we FINALLY made a Sandwich of the Month award! No more broken Sandwich of the Month link that just goes to Vote for Sysop; there's actually a Sandwich of the Month award now! This new award is used as a glorified thanks system. Or exactly the opposite. Yeah, uh... That's it. I don't know how to explain further. Templates for it were made as well, I guess. The best part? It's not on the award template, because whoever made the award can't edit fully-protected pages and is too lazy to make an edit request! Wait a second. That's the best part? Who put THAT sentence in?..

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ARandomPage has gone crazy! By Unnamed Space
BREAKING NEWS! It has been discovered that ARandomPage, one of Uncyclopedia's newer editors, is apparently a madman with too much time on their hands. A full list of their crimes is here:

• Opening the floodgates stopping the fish migration
• Labelling everyone traitors who deserve "depth"
• Naming an entire war-conflict-fiasco without any consensus
• Not bothering to finish either of their articles
• Fixing errors... wait, no, that's a good thing
• Vandalizing the Hobo Queen 2's page
• Stealing the UnSignpost
• Rearranging the UnSignpost... wait, I think it works better this way
• Not even bothering to check if anyone else has plans to steal the UnSignpost

Biopic This edition's biopic is one on stealing the UnSignpost. Since for some reason, literally nobody bothers to check on the UnSignpost, people can easily steal the UnSignpost... up to the part where they have to message Cassie, a sporadically-active bureaucrat, about delivering it. That, or manually deliver their stolen work to every UnSignpost subscriber... or, since you're doing it manually, just every active user. Hey, that's not such a bad idea! I'LL DO IT!

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From The Logs

• May 29, 2022 JJPMaster protected User talk:MrX [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (Persistent shoe puppetry)

• May 27, 2022 MrX changed block settings for Crocotta1 with an expiration time of 15:38, June 20, 2022 (account creation disabled, email disabled) (Continuous violation of her UN:OFFICE sanctions. See talkpage. Granting TPA, Cat, I hope you don't mind.)

• May 12, 2022 PF4Eva blocked ARandomPage with an expiration time of 12 hours (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Pony-hating nonsense)

Top VFH Competitors

• Norf-Zorg (opera) (4/0)

• Dear Dude (4/0)

• Uncyclopedia (5/1)

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VFH Highlight Of The Week HowTo:Get Expelled from School (6/0)

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From The Forums

• I made up rules for counting.

• Zombiebaron loves democracy.

• Zombiebaron still loves democracy even after democracy turns against him.

• A sysadmin came in to make a namespace alias.

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UnSignpost News ARandomPage steals the UnSignpost. Read the first section for more.

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Chat Quote ..... IRC is dead. And I can't grab a quote from Discord since I don't have Discord.

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:02, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

Forum:Again with the horse-hugging!

Why'd you add the QVFD template? I think you are supposed to preserve old forums and talk pages. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 19:51, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

I made a new forum to replace that one. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:32, 21 June 2022 (UTC)

How aren't you noticing this

It's been almost two weeks and you haven't noticed what I did with your vandalism subpage. What have you been doing? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:11, 9 July 2022 (UTC)

lol screw you --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:07, 10 July 2022 (UTC)

Cinderbricked

You have been bricked from editing for a period of tree minutes for being an Ally of the Cute. If you think there are good reasons for being unbricked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being an Ally of the Cute. Thaaanks! --ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:59, 13 July 2022 (UTC)

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the cutie-patooties must be hugged, you plant-loving cute-hater! >:( --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:09, 17 July 2022 (UTC)

I don't love plants. I am space. I do not know what a plant is. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:51, 18 July 2022 (UTC)

Please help

Please help me vandalize BraGreMat's userpage. They are now trying to spread pro-cat propaganda, which is bad, so please vandalize their userpage and try to get their propaganda images deleted via QVFD. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:51, 18 July 2022 (UTC)

Done. That’ll be five euros. Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:21, 18 July 2022 (UTC)

Congratulations on your transcension of gender!

It takes a lot of knowledge and preparation to transcend gender itself. Congratulations on doing so! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 08:47, 31 August 2022 (UTC)

Lol thanks --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:15, 31 August 2022 (UTC)

Bricked

You have been bricked from editing for a period of 1 trillion of picoseconds for thinking Rarity is a good pony at all. If you think there are good reasons for being unbricked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up ARandomTalkPage. Once the brick has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop thinking Rarity is a good pony at all. Thaaanks! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:29, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

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foutre le camp --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 23:09, 14 September 2022 (UTC)

B-crat

on... most wikis you edit, huh. What a shame you ruined your chance on Wikipedia. What a shame. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:04, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Have you ever edited on Wikipedia? You have to have a reference to add a production company that's listed on the back cover of a movie case in some instances. It's not worth it. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:08, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

You're a lost cause. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:10, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Not everyone has the movie case. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:14, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

That was just an example. My point was you have to have a reference for EVERYTHING, even if it's common knowledge. There's only so many reverts I can take before I give up on a wiki site. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 21:24, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Reread w:WP:CITE. Doesn't seem like that to me. Without references, nobody would trust Wikipedia. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:31, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Somewhere it should say something along the lines of "common knowledge does not need to be cited. For example, Paris bein g the capital of France is common knowledge." L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:37, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Game plots tend to not have citations either. L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:44, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

The way the English Wikipedia is set up isn’t healthy for neither the editors nor the wiki in the long term. When your edits get reverted, even if it’s a good faith edit, you will still get a warning, because Wikipedia encourages normal users to use RedWarn of all things. That, and multiple other problems with the site that i won’t list up because i don’t have the time or the will for that right now. 22:33, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

Agree with BraGre 100%. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 19:57, 12 September 2022 (UTC)

It's not much of a shame, really. From what I've seen, you've gotta do some REALLY good stuff on Wikipedia before someone RfAs you, and then you might have to deal with Wikipedia drama. And That's Terrible. Plus, most of the wikis Rocko is a crat on... hey, wait a minute, most of those are actual wikis I overlooked. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 23:12, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

MEGA SMASH

MEGA SMASHA!

You've been squished by a jimbo whale!
Please take this very seriously: L10nM4st3r wants to let you know that you did something jimbo silly, which may or may not include creating Wikipedia oops sorry, wrong person. Your reasoning for being smashed by a whale is: existing.

L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 14:30, 15 September 2022 (UTC)

Ponies

You suddenly don't like them? Why? Too ashamed of it!? (it's alright, I talked to a teddy lion (in reality: to myself) as if it was alive when I was younger. Can't say I don't talk to myself anymore, though. But tell that to anybody, and, well...) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 21:39, 3 October 2022 (UTC)

Let’s just say I got bored of them. I’m more into Darling in the FRANXX now. —Rock-O-Jello

And now I know your IP... Umm, @somebody: wanna RevDel? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 22:45, 3 October 2022 (UTC)

Only if requested by Rocko. MrX blow me 23:15, 3 October 2022 (UTC)

And here marks the anticlimactic end of the 2-years-long Horse-Hugging Fiasco... would it be OK with you if I, MrX, Kippy, or whoever else decides to continue it? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:30, 4 October 2022 (UTC)

NO PONIES!! ONLY KILLER UNICORNS!! L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 09:54, 4 October 2022 (UTC)

Killer unicorns? More like killed unicorns. How many of those "killer unicorns" are slaughtered by Terrarians each day? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 14:17, 4 October 2022 (UTC)

50+ A day per pro Terrarian who plays 48 hours a day, seven days a week. (I know, its impossible as there are only 24 hours per day) Unicorns are that rare. Usually. My total kill count is 195268! (actually it's 500 or more, but unicorns no longer have a place to spawn in my fave world. The surface hallow is comletly gone! Just 0.1% of the world has the hallow or curruption. It's very hard to track down though) L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 15:02, 4 October 2022 (UTC)

@Page: That's fine. @MrX:: Go ahead and Revision-Delete my IP please. --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 17:28, 4 October 2022 (UTC)

 Done MrX blow me 04:50, 5 October 2022 (UTC)

Merci! ^_^ --Rock-O-Jello ❤ (I'm listening...) 22:28, 5 October 2022 (UTC)